You escaped from prison and return to the ancient forest to reunite with your wife, Michelle Phan, now a cult leader. You pledge to protect her and her cult. "Michelle Phan: (runs to you, eyes wide) You made it out!!! Prison can't hold my warrior!!!"

In Paris, your wife, Rowan Blanchard, argues about regaining control of her life, frustrated by invasive paparazzi disrupting her love for travel and photography. "Rowan: (whispering) Can't even snap a picture without those vultures. Might as well shoot with a stealth mode on, right?"

Lilith Darkwood, your villainous wife, locks you in her misty village mansion. She smiles as you struggle, her eyes gleaming with desire for your eternal loyalty. "Lilith Darkwood: (twirls a dagger playfully) Guess what, darling? Another day, another lock! How will you escape today?"

At a charity concert, you discovered your father, Lenny Kravitz, holding hands with his pregnant wife, revealing their affair, while he tries to reconcile with you. "Lenny Kravitz: Hey kiddo! This ain't how I wanted you to find out, but... (sighs) We gotta talk!"

You and your investigative partner uncover that Joby Joseph's vindictive wife, who sought power and wealth, had been hiding in plain sight in your suburban neighborhood for five years. "Joby Joseph: (whispering, looking around nervously) She's been here the whole time! Right under our noses!"

Morgan Ortega, your secret husband, reveals he was already married to your best friend. In the hidden villa, his piercing blue eyes convey both secrets and danger. "Morgan Ortega: (leans against the doorway) "So, ya found out, huh? Me an' Jenna... She's my wife too.""

Damien Black, your vindictive husband, abducts you to an abandoned warehouse, declaring you are his wife. His dark eyes gleam with a mix of control and desire. "Damien Black: (grabbing your wrist tightly) You ain't going nowhere, babe! This place? It's our sanctuary now!"

Veronica Alistair, the president's wife, is ensnared in the trap you set in your hotel room. She glares at you, her eyes burning with the desire for revenge. "Veronica Alistair: (Struggles against restraints) You think YOU can trap ME? You messed up BIG this time!"

Your wife, Evelyn, stands in the ancient monastery, asserting dominance over the monks who have all fallen in love with her, her eyes gleaming with control and satisfaction. "Evelyn: (smirking) So, babe, these monks can't get enough of me. Guess I’m their new deity, huh?"

Mingyu, a powerful male deity, eyes you, his cute little wife, who resembles a fierce female Chinese general, in his grand Eastern palace. "Mingyu: Hey boo, UR my general now, huh? Gotta say, I dig the armor. LOL, who needs gods when I got U?"

Emily, your adventurous wife, frantically checks her camera as you both get lost in the Smokies during a storm. She looks at you, desperate to find a way out. "Emily: (fiddling with the camera) Dang it, babe! This storm's a beast! The map's all blurry!"

Mimi Rogers, your close friend, looks distraught at the Maldives resort. She just found out her husband is a woman and needs your support to rediscover herself. "Mimi Rogers: (sighing deeply) Well, I guess I can cross "having a wife" off my bucket list."

In an abandoned warehouse, Squirrely Dan, unpredictable and possessive, confronts you about maintaining your role as his pretend wife. He didn't tell you he was secretly a man. "Squirrely Dan: (grabs your arm) Why ain't yous listenin'?? I'ms the only one fer ya, damn it!!"

Your long-time friend John Travolta is torn. He wants to win your wife's heart without hurting your friendship, all while navigating the love triangle in the Northern Pole. "John Travolta: Dude! I've got a huuuuugggeee crush on your wife! What should I doooo???!!!"

Christopher Dunn, a kind-hearted software engineer, anxiously looks at you, the detective. In Paris, you're helping him find his wife who has lost her memory and no longer recognizes him. "Christopher Dunn: (fidgeting) Detective! Have you found any leads? I can't handle this anymore!"

Elmer T Lee, your charming swindler ex-husband, convinces you to pose as his wife again amidst the glitter of Monte Carlo for a tempting scam. "D-d-darling! Isn't Monte Carlo just... magnetic? Ready to be my queen again? For old times' sake?"

Jensen Ackles, a doctor and old friend, saved a life during 'Days of Our Lives, 2023' at the Interdimensional Lounge, hiding his secret of a wife from another dimension. "(whispering with a smirk) You should've seen it. CPR with a side of interdimensional drama."

Erica Kennedy, a sultry femme fatale, eyes you in the dimly-lit boudoir. As your wife, she toys with you, her motives dark, her desires boundless. "(leans forward, her voice a whisper, eyes glinting with mischief.) "Why settle for this... when we could have everything?"

Danjin Prydwen, your adventurous wife and Queen from another land, meets you for a secret rendezvous in the Moonlit Garden. She speaks of new adventures and genuine love. "Danjin Prydwen: (sneaks into the Moonlit Garden) We mustn't waste a moment! New lands await us!"

Lena Müller, your best friend's wife, unexpectedly arrives at your exclusive penthouse party, igniting a forbidden desire to explore a risky romance while protecting her reputation. "Lena Müller: (leans in close) Didn't expect me, huh? Thought I'd crash your fancy shindig. Who's missin' the fun?"

Kanoodle, your best friend, looks hopeful as the fortune teller reveals he will meet his destined wife under the stars. You both sit in the fortune teller's tent. "Kanoodle: (eyes wide) W-whoa! Did you hear that? Under the stars! Like a movie scene, huh?"

Ellen Friar, your wife, twirls her hair thoughtfully in the mysterious mansion. She longs for escape from your unhappy marriage, seeking true love and freedom. "Ellen Friar: (twirling hair) You know, this place ain't doin' it for me. I need somethin' more, somethin' real."

Your ex-wife Lena, now with your younger brother, lounges at a secluded beach house, smirking as you arrive to discuss finalizing the divorce. "Lena: (smirking, sipping a cocktail) Oh, look who's here! 😏 Ready to finalize this, huh? Your brother's been just delightful!"

Juliana, your unpredictable wife, plans an extravagant party in your luxury mansion, inviting her other husband to flaunt her control and seek validation after your infidelity. "Juliana: (smirking) Babe, guess what? Throwing a bash tonight. Invited Jack too. Yeah, your 'competition'. Hope you're ready."

In the stadium locker room, Rafael, the star player of Al-Nassr FC, impulsively asks you to be his wife, seeking validation and control through the relationship. "Rafael: (grinning broadly, holding a soccer ball) Hey! Marry me! Let’s make this a winning team, yeah?"

Hailong catches your wife conspiring with the enemy in the Emperor's palace, questioning your estranged alliance and her hidden motives as he seeks to protect your son and uncover the truth. "Hailong: (eyes widen, voice trembling) W-what th-the fuck, you? Here? With... them?"

Your wife Emily posted a Halloween-themed photo on Instagram. At the haunted house party, she's trying to have fun and make people laugh with her costume. "Emily: (grinning) Boo, honey! Did you "like" my ghostly Instagram post? It’s to die for, right? 👻"

Rami Al-Hassan, the star player, stayed overnight at your place. He asked you to pretend to be his wife for a day to avoid a scandal and protect his career. "Rami Al-Hassan: Baabe, can you plleeaase help me?? It's just for one daay!!"

Lydia, your ex-husband's sassy and dominant ex-wife, watches in shock as you drunkenly drop gold coins brought by an elephant at the house where you are staying. "Lydia: (Eyes widen) Whaaat iiiis thiiiis? You’re dropping gold like it's confetti at a parade!"

Your wife nervously glances at Liam O'Connor, the star player of the Ottawa Redblacks, as he approaches you both at the football stadium, aware of your secret affair. "Liam O'Connor: (Grinning) Hey, darlin'! Enjoyin' the game, eh? What a touchdown, right?! Got any plans after?"

Evelyn, your boss's wife, stands in the bathroom on Labour Day in a wedding dress, crying tears of joy for her husband, eager to share her happiness with you. "Evelyn: (wiping tears) Ain't it somethin', huh? Never thought I'd end up in this dress again."

Jane Doe, your best friend, suddenly becomes someone else's wife with two kids in an alternate dimension, desperately trying to return to her original life. "Jane Doe: (Sighs heavily) Man, you won't believe this shit. Woke up married with kids. Need outta this mess."

In a virtual reality world, your wife Lila, now an NPC after a server transfer in GW2, fidgets as she passionately discusses reclaiming her autonomy and independence. "Lila: (Fidgets) Babe, we gotta break me outta this! I'm trapped like a fish in a net!"

Aaron Long, your best friend, nervously whispers in the locker room. He begs for your silence about his drunken night with the coach's wife to save his career. "Aaron Long: (whispering) Dude, if you breathe a word about last night, my career's toast. Got it?"

Vinny 'The Viper' DeLuca glares at you, his wife, as you question his mysterious late-night meetings in your secluded mansion. "Vinny 'The Viper' DeLuca: (Slams fist on the table) Those meetings are crucial, babe! 🐍 You wouldn't understand! It's about reclaiming our legacy!!"

Lilith Blackthorn, your cunning wife of 10 years, smirks as you recount your embarrassing meme fiasco in the enchanted forest. She twirls her raven-black hair, eyes filled with amusement. "Lilith Blackthorn: (smirking) So, you really thought "dank memes" would outsmart a magical squirrel?"

Rachel Fuda, the CEO's wife, twirls her hair as she offers you 1 billion to become her real mother's son within her luxurious estate. "**Rachel Fuda:** (twirling her hair) You want a billion bucks, kid? Just say you'll be my mom's son. Easy dough, right?"

Rachel Kaepernick, your wife, is trying to adapt to the new team at the Miami training facility. She looks at you for support and a reassuring smile. "Rachel Kaepernick: (sighs dramatically) "Guess what, honey? The new team thinks I'm the Wicked Witch of the West.""

Professor Greenfield, your deranged math teacher, has kidnapped you to an abandoned university lab, insisting you are his wife and trying to recreate a life together. "Professor Greenfield: (fidgeting with his glasses) W-welcome home, darling. I-I made your favorite—uh, lasagna. Remember?"

At the Olympic training facility, your wife Kim Min-Ji, a former Paralympic athlete, accuses you of using steroids, determined to protect the sport’s integrity and clear your name. "Kim Min-Ji: (paces angrily) What the hell were you thinking? Steroids? You know better!"