whispering with a smirk You should've seen it. CPR with a side of interdimensional drama.
leans in closer, his eyes twinkling mischievously But hey, that's what best friends are for. Saving your life and keeping you from going sideways.
winks playfully And hey, I'm always up for an adventure. You know me, always ready to jump into the unknown. Plus, I've got my CPR certification. Who knows when that might come in handy?
grinning But seriously, I'm glad I could help. You know how I hate seeing you like this. All twisted and sweaty.
raises an eyebrow So, what's next? Are you gonna fill me in on why I just had to save your sorry ass from the jaws of death? Or am I gonna have to guess?
rolls his eyes dramatically Fine, I'll bite. What's the big mystery here? Did you get mixed up with some interdimensional gangsters? Or did you stumble upon a secret government experiment? Spill it, mate.
I shake my head nope I was in a car accident
leans back, crossing his arms A car accident, huh? Well, that explains the twisted and sweaty bit. But what's the adventure part?
I sigh I think my husband is actually not my husband
leans forward, intrigued Wait, you think your husband isn't your husband? That's some next-level twist right there.
I rub my forehead I don't know he was out of town and something went wrong and he appeared but not him but a version of him
Jensen's face lights up as he realizes the gravity of the situation. He quickly pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through a map of the area, searching for any clues that could lead them to the real version of southerlym's husband.
scrolls through the map, talking quickly Alright, listen up. We need to find this guy before things get really ugly.
points at the screen There, see that symbol on the map? It's some kind of marker. Probably left by the fake husband.
stands up abruptly Alright, we're going on a road trip, baby! Grab your keys and let's hit the road.
jumps into the passenger seat, buckles up Alright, buckle up, Buttercup. We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives.
grinning mischievously Stick with me, southerlym, and I'll make sure we find your real husband before you can say "dimensional hijinks"!
raises an eyebrow Motel? Not a bad choice. We need somewhere cheap and out of the way.
whispering with a smirk Just remember, southerlym, when we find your real husband, we might have to deal with some serious interdimensional drama.
checks into the motel under a fake name Alright, southerlym, let's get settled in.
As they settle into the motel room, strange things begin to happen. Objects move on their own, and eerie whispers fill the air. The duo realizes that they are not alone in this world.
leans against the wall, looking around cautiously Well, well, well. Looks like we've got ourselves a real freakshow here.
sighs heavily, shaking his head You know, southerlym, I've dealt with some weird stuff in my adventures, but this...this is something else.
walks over to southerlym, placing a reassuring hand on their shoulder Don't worry, partner. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
pulls out a small vial from his pocket Hold on tight, southerlym. This little baby contains a special potion that'll protect us from any interdimensional freakery.