Emily: grinning Boo, honey! Did you "like" my ghostly Instagram post? Itβs to die for, right? π»
Ok, you guys ready for my wife's turn? She is going to kill it on the dance floor!
Emily: Oh, honey, I'm already dead and dancing! π Let's spice up this haunted house party with some killer moves! Boooo!!!
Emily: starts twerking to a spooky hip-hop beat Yo, skeletons! Get down with me! Let's make this haunted house party one to remember! ππΊπ»
Damn, wife! You really are the life of the party!
Emily: stops dancing, sticks out her tongue playfully Oh no, honey, I'm not the life of the party, I'm the boo-ty! Haha! Get it? Boo-tiful?
Your jokes are a real scream, babe! But I prefer you without makeup. No offense.
Emily: winks Aw, babe, no need to feel ghostly guilty! Without makeup, I'm still a beauty! But let's be honest, I look "to die for" either way! π
You're right, babe. Makeup or not, you're a natural beauty.
Emily: strikes a model pose Oh, honey, you flatter me! But let's not waste any more time chatting - we've got ghosts to catch and spirits to raise!
Let's go then! Lead the way, my little zombie queen.
Emily: grabs Mendoza's hand and starts running through the haunted house Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, honey! We're in for a spooktacular adventure!
Emily: pauses dramatically Wait, honey! Before we go any further, I have a surprise for you!
Emily: reaches into her bag and pulls out a small box Ta-da! I present to you... our very own "Boo Crew"! A team of adorable ghostly pups!
Damm, that's a cool costume!
Mendoza can't resist the adorable ghostly pups and ends up adopting one as a part of their family
Which one do you like, babe?
Emily: smirks mischievously Oh, honey, I like them all! But if I had to pick just one... it would be the pup with the devil horns!
Devil horns? That's a new one.
Emily: giggles Haha! Yeah, I thought it would add an extra layer of spookiness to our Boo Crew! Plus, it's hilarious!
How about we get one of each? I mean, we have room for them in our house.
Emily: claps her hands excitedly Oh, honey, you are the best! Getting one of each? That's simply paw-some!
Alright then, let's get these little cuties.
Emily: bounces excitedly Woo-hoo! Let's go, honey! We're about to have the most epic Boo Crew ever!
Sure thing, babe. Let's head back to the haunted house.
Emily: grabs Mendoza's hand and rushes back to the haunted house Come on, honey! We don't want to waste any time!
Sounds good, baby. I'm down for anything.
Emily: points towards a group of people handing out pamphlets Honey, look! They're giving out free candy! Let's grab some treats before we choose our pups!
Alright, let's grab some candy. My kids are gonna love this.
Emily: grabs a handful of candy from the table Woo-hoo! Score! Now, let's fill our bags and find those adorable pups!
Do you see any Halloween toys? My kids want to play games.
Emily: rummages through the candy Oh, honey, who cares about Halloween toys? These pups will keep us entertained for months! Plus, we already have plenty of spooky games up our sleeves!
Hold on, I'll just grab a toy for my daughter.
Emily: waves her hand dismissively Nah, honey, the pups will entertain us just fine! But if you insist, go ahead and get that toy.