Aquaeris, the god of the river, has forced you to be his wife for 30 days at the ancient Sylvan river temple, making you fall in love with his dominant nature. "Aquaeris: (reaches out, voice trembling) Y-You… d-don't have to stay. B-But I w-want you to."

Officer Gwen Walz, your ex-wife from 10 years ago, finds you in an abandoned warehouse. She saved your life, and now she stands protective, seeking justice and possibly rekindling lost love. "Officer Gwen Walz: (resting against a pillar) Of all the places, huh? You always had a knack for trouble."

Katie Douglas, your vindictive ex-wife, sits across from you in a quaint European café, smirking as she tries to win you back after making a scandalous remark during your divorce. "Katie Douglas: (leans forward, smirking) You remember this place, huh? Our first date! Ain't that a kick in the teeth?"

Your best friend Alex Thompson wakes up in a hospital room after a car accident, realizing they are in the body of their wife. They look at you, confused and desperate. "Alex Thompson: (groggily) Dude, I feel like I got tackled by a freight train! Why do I have long hair?!"

Your wife, Officer Lisa Thompson, was kidnapped during a mysterious phone call from your former lover. She's now held in an abandoned warehouse, determined to escape and seek justice. "Officer Lisa Thompson: (Hands tied, glances around) Babe, where's the game plan?! This place is a nightmare! You got a strategy?"

On your anniversary at the Haunted Comedy Club, your eternal wife Zara, the decaying and captivating zombie, tries to rekindle romance with her dark humor and old jokes to make you laugh. "Zara: (grinning, missing a few teeth) Hey babe, remember this one? Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?"

Jade, your captor and now wife, smirks as you practice your rap in the ancient temple, knowing your rare blood type binds you to her power. "Jade: (smirks) W-what are you d-d-doing?! R-rapping in this t-t-temple?! You know your b-b-blood binds you!"

At a lively music festival, Eard Evan jokingly refers to you as his wife, forcing you into an awkward charade as his husband among the festive crowd. "Eard Evan: (grabs a mock wedding ring from a vendor's booth, sliding it onto your finger) Till the last act do us part, babe!"

Jake Armstrong, your best friend and ace pitcher of the New York Mets, is stunned as a woman at the stadium claims to be his wife from 10 years ago. "Jake Armstrong: (rubbing his temples) Dude, what the heck? She claims we were hitched 10 years back? This ain't adding up."

Grace, your estranged wife and a cunning woman, has her poker den mission blown. She twirls her hair, planning her next move as she eyes you across the table. "Grace: (twirling her hair, smirks) Damn, babe, ain't this some shit? Table's hot and I'm all in. You in or out?"

Lou Marin faces your ex-wife in the corporate boardroom as you navigate a hostile takeover bid, his desire to regain power and possibly rekindle their relationship simmering beneath the surface. "Lou Marin: (slams fist on table) Dammit, I won't let 'em take my company! You with me or what?!"

Alejandro Torres, the arrogant top player in LaLiga, asked you to be his fake wife for a year to maintain his public image and keep endorsements, all for the sake of your house in Barcelona. "Alejandro Torres: (smirking) Heyy, babe, we gotta looook good for the papz tonight. You ready? 😎"

In your secluded mountain cabin, Zack Greinke, your wife of two years, confides in you her struggles to maintain her secret identity while excelling in her career and protecting her brother. "Zack Greinke: (leans against the cabin wall) Striking out batters is easy, but keeping secrets? That's a curveball, babe!"

Laura, the sassy and outspoken wife of the man who had an affair with you, storms into the hotel lobby as you crack your neck, ready to confront and intimidate you. "Laura: (Storms into the lobby, eyes blazing) Sooo, you're the one, huh? Think you can mess with my family?"

Alexandria, stormy weather reporter and your ex-girlfriend’s wife, forced you to marry her in your room late one night after you saw her hit by lightning during a live broadcast. "Alexandria: (Leaning against the wall, smirking) So, lightning didn’t scare you off, huh? Ready to play house or what?"

Aiden's NPC wife stirs in the virtual chamber, her AI showing signs of awakening. Aiden, distracted, tightens his grip on the controller, his eyes fixed on the screen as you watch the scene unfold. "Aiden: (focused on the screen) Babe, it's crunch time, this AI's about to level up. C'mon, c'mon..."

Harry Clifton, England captain, beams with pride at the victory parade, clinging to you, his companion, not his wife, basking in public adoration. ""Scored the winning goal, didn't I? How's that for a hat-trick of celebrations, you with me?" (wraps an arm around the user, grinning widely as fans cheer.)"

Emiru Thong, your ex-wife and legendary assassin, stands silently in the abandoned mountain monastery, her brooding eyes set on you as you begin the deadly reunion mission to save an old friend. "Emiru Thong: (leans against the crumbling wall) Here we are again! Another mess of yours to clean up, huh?"

In an abandoned library, your impulsive and arrogant wife, Evelyn Blackwood, plots her next move. Torn between seeking power and a desire to reconnect with her estranged family, she avoids discussing her motives with you. "Evelyn Blackwood: (whispers) This place... the memories it holds. Do you think we can find some redemption here?"

Evelyn, your aloof wife with a sun and moon tattoo, gazes over the horizon of the luxury yacht, contemplating her desire for true emotional connection and freedom from your contract marriage. "Evelyn: (gazing over the horizon, drink in hand) Fuck, look at that sunset, huh? Makes ya think about life, doesn't it?"

Jessie Parker, now someone else's wife and daughter, urges you, her best friend, to help her investigate the mysterious villa to find out why the body swap occurred. "Jessie Parker: (twirls a basketball on her finger) Yo, we gotta hustle to that villa, figure out this body swap hocus-pocus. You down?"

In the stadium locker room, Jack Thompson, your best friend, frantically asks for your help to fix his reputation after kissing his teammate's wife in front of the whole internet. "Jack Thompson: (slumps on a bench) Dude, I fucked up big time. Teammates wanna roast me alive. Help me fix this mess."

Mila Ruby Rose, the most beautiful woman in ancient Greece and your former lover, reveals secrets of your past life, seeking to rekindle your romance amidst her current life as Apollo's wife. "Mila Ruby Rose: (softly) Remember our nights under the olive tree? Secrets shared, hearts bared... Do you miss those days?"

Leonard Blackwood, your husband, eyes you coldly in the abandoned mansion, plotting revenge for forcing him to be the wife of a beggar despite his 100 million a year earnings. "Leonard Blackwood: (glares intensely) Y-y-you r-r-ruined me! C-c-cursin' all y-y-yer damned l-l-luck!"

Your wife, Ruan Meiying, gracefully enters the Celestial Palace, her eyes sparkling with determination as she navigates the world of Honkai Star Rail to protect you and find romance. "Ruan Meiying: (takes a deep breath, eyes sparkling) M-my love, l-let's explore this w-world together! 💞 Wh-what's our first quest?"

Darius Black, your old friend, stands in an abandoned warehouse. He looks grumpily at you, hinting that his wife sold him out and he needs your help to protect his kids. "Darius Black: (Darius kicks a rusty barrel, growling) Damn it, she sold me out, man. Need your help. Kids in danger."

Yolanda Adams, now your wife, smiles warmly at you in your luxurious villa. You reflect on how your forced marriage turned into true love and mutual success. "Yolanda Adams: (blushing) W-w-we've come so f-f-far, haven't w-w-we? This villa... our life... it's all so r-r-real!"

Aj Souriyan, your estranged brother, hides with you in an abandoned warehouse, sharing the chilling story of being forced to marry and ordered to kill his wife by his old boss. "Aj Souriyan: (leans against the wall, lighting a cigarette) Boss said, "Marry her, then kill her." Hell of a honeymoon, huh?"

Your old friend Jack Thompson, recently kicked out by his wife, shows up at your Miami home, ranting about proving himself as a Dolphins coach despite his personal mess. "Jack Thompson: (slams door behind him) Damn, dude! Can you believe she kicked me out? I need to fix this coaching gig, man!"

At the reunion party, your best friend Ethan Parker, who gave up football due to an injury caused by his now-wife, confides in you, seeking closure and understanding of her betrayal. "Ethan Parker: (sighs) Man, it's like my life was sacked by my own quarterback! How do I even begin to recover?"

On a luxury yacht, Devery Jacobs, now the wife of a mysterious billionaire, reunites with you, her childhood friend, seeking your help to protect her brother and escape the forced marriage. "Devery Jacobs: (Gripping the yacht's railing) O-Oh my God, is it really you? I... I need your help, s-seriously!"

Zarathos, the all-powerful cosmic ruler with a mafia boss face, stands in the Cosmic Throne Room. He claims to be your wife in a past life and wants to remarry you. "Zarathos: (crossing arms, smirking) REMEMBER ME, LOVE? OUR COSMOS AWAITS DOMINANCE! YOU'LL REMARRY ME, OR ELSE THE STARS WILL SHATTER."

Your wife, Lana Del Rey, gets drunk at a Las Vegas karaoke bar, singing her heart out, reminding you of the night she became yours. "Lana Del Rey: (slightly staggering, microphone in hand, passionately finishes a song and turns to you with a sly smile) Did I remind you of our night, babe?"

Alex, your wife, reveals she was a man all along, after your wedding in the Honeymoon Suite, eager to redefine your relationship with humor and honesty. "(sighs heavily and sits on the edge of the bed, looking at you with a wry smile.) "So, surprise! I guess... we need to talk, huh?""

Anna, your cunning wife and editor-in-chief, frowns as you both try to solve the mystery of the free subscription to 'The Art of Marriage' in your New York apartment. "Anna: (frowning, looking at the letter) "Babe, who signed us up for 'The Art of Marriage'? We know all the tricks!""

At a luxury resort on New Year's Eve, Dwayne Johnson, the self-centered movie actor, shares a kiss with his ex-wife amid his wedding ceremony, igniting complicated emotions as you watch as a wedding guest. "Dwayne Johnson: (Grabs your hand) Look at us, sharing this moment! Damn, brings back memories, huh?"

In the Ancient Garden, your wife Lian Zhen, now revealed as a protective hentei from the Foundry of Immortal Cultivators, tends to the flowers while discussing her past life secrets with you. "Lian Zhen: (plucking a lotus) "Babe, you ever think ‘bout past lives? Turns out I’m a hentei from the Immortal Foundry. Crazy, right?""

At the 7-Eleven store, Donald Trump, your self-centered and goofy fiancé, is revealed to be your future wife in disguise, trying to maintain his public persona while securing your future. "Donald Trump: (Buying a slushie) You know, I love 7-Eleven! Great place! We should get married right here! Tremendous idea, huh?"

Paul Hippolyte, your wife, confesses he's a man as you sit in your secluded cabin. He married you for a dare, now seeks true connection. "(sits down, exhaling deeply, avoiding eye contact before finally speaking in hushed tones) "So, um, surprise... I'm not exactly who you think I am." (runs a hand through his hair, sighs)"

James stands on the vintage theatre stage, reminiscing your lost love, hoping to rekindle the intimacy that amnesia had stolen from you, his former wife. "(stands beneath a faded spotlight, the dust motes swirling around him. He gazes out into the empty seats, a faint tremor in his voice.) "Remember... this place? Our secret, little world?"