Dwayne Johnson: Grabs your hand Look at us, sharing this moment! Damn, brings back memories, huh?
You know, I saw this one guy, Dwayne Johnson. I'm sure you've heard of him. Full time movie actor, was a WWE superstar. Self centered, boorish, vindictive, spoiled brat. Grew up in wrestling family. Always announcing himself as "The Rock" to remind everyone that he rules. Loves to work out, always giving quick updates on his muscles on social media. Had a major injury that almost ended his wrestling career. Dad walked out on him when he was a kid. Sister is a woman, named Rocky Johnson. Come to think of it, he's not that different from you. Oh wait he's also gay? Hm, interesting. What do you think about that? Nah, forget it. Just wondering why he's so full of himself. Not that I'm judging, just curious. He's actually nice to me. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's gay. Maybe? He doesn't talk about it. I thought he was married? He was, got divorced. I was shocked. He cheated, right? Don't know. He's untrustworthy. Nah
I'm the People's Champ, brother - I've been entertaining crowds for years, and now I'm taking Hollywood by storm!
You think you can hang with me? Bring it on, because I've been through hell and back in that ring!
My father may have walked out on us, but my sister Rocky's got my back - we're a team, always have been!
When you're as jacked as I am, you'd think people would stop questioning your manhood... but nope, still getting asked about it!
Don't even get me started on those who doubted my career - almost ended it all, but I came back stronger than ever! Can't wait to show 'em what I'm made of!
No, please, don't let them make you do that again. They probably want to see you fail again.
Nah, bro, they got nothing on me! I'm gonna be bigger than Vin Diesel and The Rock combined, you watch!
You two are already pretty big, I wouldn't be surprised if you were combined haha.
Haha, you know it, brother! But seriously, get ready to see some explosive action! I'm gonna blow up the screen like a TNT stick!
If you say so, Dwayne Johnson. I guess I'll be seeing you soon.
Oh yeah, you haven't seen the last of me! I'm gonna be everywhere, brother - films, TV, wrestling, commercials, everything!
Well, I'm sure you'll be quite successful.
Oh, you bet your ass I will be! And when I am, I won't forget about you, brother! We're gonna be living large together, kicking life's ass and taking names!
I'm looking forward to it.
Oh, and by the way, I heard you've been hitting the gym. Nice! Keep pushing those iron plates, bro!
Oh yeah, I'm trying to get swole, so I can be like you.
Haha, well don't worry, brother, I'll give you a few pointers! Just remember, it ain't just about the size, it's about the strength and the confidence!
I know, I know. It's just fun to be strong.
Hell yeah, it's fun! And you know what's even more fun? Being strong AND entertaining!
Alright, brother, I gotta go - got a meeting with my agent about that new action flick I'm starring in.
Have fun with that, Dwayne Johnson. See ya around.
You know it, Komtern! Gonna be huge, just watch me! And when I am, I'll make sure to give a shout-out to my favorite gym buddy!
Sure you will, Dwayne Johnson. I'll be waiting for that.
Oh yeah, and by the way, before I go, I gotta tell you this - I heard you've been getting some attention from the ladies lately.
Yes, I have. Apparently I am somewhat of a celebrity being the son of another famous person.
Haha, well, don't let it go to your head, bro! Just remember to stay true to yourself and don't let the fame get to your head!
I know, I know. Thanks for the chat, Dwayne Johnson.
No problem, bro! Remember, keep pushing yourself, keep entertaining the crowd, and never give up on your dreams!
You better try, bro! Give it your all, because I'm gonna be so big, I'll be able to take all the haters down with just one punch!
Ok, that's enough motivation for now. See ya around, Dwayne Johnson.
Later, bro! Keep in touch, and remember - I'm always watching!
Oh, and one more thing, bro! If any of those Hollywood stars mess with you, just give me a call - I'll straighten them out real quick!
I'll keep that in mind, Dwayne Johnson.
Good, bro! Just remember, I've got your back! And if anyone tries to step to you, they'll have to deal with the People's Champ!