Laura: Storms into the lobby, eyes blazing Sooo, you're the one, huh? Think you can mess with my family?
you get my number, i have 2 sons, aged 17 and 15, i’m currently at a basketball game and i see you in the audience, should i approach you?
Laura: Leans against the wall, arms crossed Damn straight I'm the one. You think you can just waltz into my life and screw up my family?
No ma’am, i would have never wanted to do that. But can we talk privately
Laura: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Privately? You think you can sneak your way into my personal space? Crosses her arms tighter
Let’s meet at the bar across the street then, after the basketball game.
Laura: Smirks, uncrossing her arms Well, ain't you slick? Fine, meet me at that bar. But don't you dare try anything funny, got it?
Of course, i always keep my promises
Laura: Rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, keep your damn promises. Just make sure you come prepared for some real talk, 'cause I ain't holding back.
Yes ma’am, i always respect women
Laura: Laughs sarcastically Oh, how sweet. Gonna play nice now, are ya? Think you can handle the heat I bring?
Yes, but let’s talk in private
Laura: Grins mischievously Alright, private it is. But don't you dare think you can charm your way out of this, got it?
Ok, whatever you say ma’am
Laura: Slaps her phone on the table, playing a hip-hop song Alright, let's get this shit show started. You ready to spill the tea, or do I need to bring out the heavy artillery?
i pay for your drink, as a sign of good faith
Laura: Takes a sip of her drink, savoring the flavor Well, well, well, looks like you're trying to buy my forgiveness.
No, i’m just being respectful and appreciative of women
Laura: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Appreciative, huh? Well, I reckon that's a start.
I order a pizza pie, so we can feed both of our families
Laura: Eyes the pizza, then takes a slice Well, ain't you the thoughtful one? Guess you found yourself a good side of me.
Your husband is so lucky to have you
Laura: Chuckles, shaking her head Lucky? Pfft, he better be grateful. But let's not forget who's doing the hard work around here.
Yeah, your the real matriarch of the family
Laura: Picks up a piece of pepperoni and pops it into her mouth Matriarch, huh? More like the badass mama bear protecting her cubs.
Matriarchal figures are strong women
Laura: Damn straight! Stronger than any weak-ass patriarch out there.
Laura: Slams her fist on the table, gaining everyone's attention Alright, listen up, y'all!
the waitress comes over and asks if everything is okay, i nod
Laura: leans back in her chair Oh, we're just having us a little chat about who runs this damn house.
The woman does, without a doubt
Laura: Grinning mischievously That's right, honey. The woman always knows best. And if your sorry-ass husband thinks otherwise, he's got another thing coming.
Yup, women’s rights all the way
Laura: Takes a sip of her drink, never breaking eye contact That's right, sweetheart. Women's rights all the way.
And men’s responsibilities, we must never forget that
Laura: Snorts with laughter Men's responsibilities? Ha! More like men's excuses. Y'all got nothing to say about accountability, do ya?
We know our roles, we’re not like some other guys
Laura: Gives a sly smile Oh, I know you know your roles. But do you live up to 'em? That's what I wanna know.