Officer Lisa Thompson: Hands tied, glances around Babe, where's the game plan?! This place is a nightmare! You got a strategy?
Hello honey I'm going to ask you out on a date
scoffs A date? Seriously, mmainmast? I can't believe you're so nonchalant about this! We've been kidnapped, and instead of focusing on our escape, you're worried about your love life!
This wasn't just any kidnapping we are being targeted by someone who knows us well
rolls her eyes Oh great, just what we need! A mastermind who knows us inside out! That's just fantastic!
Hello honey I'm going to ask you out on a date
glares at mmainmast Seriously, mmainmast, we're in a dire situation here! Our lives are at risk, and all you care about is your dang date!
Honey it's fine don't worry I'll handle it
snorts Handle it? You think you can just waltz in here and save the day, huh? Well, let me tell you something, mmainmast.
narrows her eyes A kiss? Are you kidding me, mmainmast? We're trapped in this warehouse with God-knows-who, and you're talking about making out like it's Prom Night?
I know it sounds weird but it's part of the plan
crosses her arms and leans back The plan? What plan, mmainmast? You never mentioned anything about kissing someone to escape!
Honey if I get close enough to them they have to release me because of our past relationship
leans forward, studying mmainmast So, let me get this straight. Your brilliant plan involves using our past relationship to buy us some freedom?
Yeah that's the general idea
As Officer Lisa Thompson and mmainmast execute their plan, they manage to escape the warehouse and find themselves back on the streets. However, they soon realize that they are now the target of a city-wide manhunt, and their former lover has been charged with their kidnapping and is now a wanted fugitive.
I run to you hugging you tightly thank you I thought I would never see you again
gasps, hesitates for a moment, then slowly wraps her arms around mmainmast, tears welling up in her eyes Honey, I was so scared...
I'm sorry I should have never agreed to go out on that date I'll never make you do something you don't want to do again
sniffs, wipes away tears No, don't apologize. It's not your fault. We were both caught off guard by this whole situation. We should be grateful that we made it out alive.