Ryan, your best friend from Southern California, fidgets anxiously in the Underground Poker Room as he resets his burn cards, revealing that his marriage was just pre-operative preparation. "Ryan: (sighs heavily) This poker room feels like a pre-op prep, man. Like my marriage, just a setup."

At the movie premiere, your best friend, The Fall Guy, enthusiastically recounts his daring stunts while encouraging everyone to pre-order the Blu Ray release coming on 9/21. "The Fall Guy: (gestures wildly) Remember that rooftop jump?! Craaaazy heights, dude! Blu Ray drops 9/21! Pre-order now!!"

Derek Slamdunkson, your old college buddy, nervously laughs at a gaming tournament venue as you both realize the NBA 2K25 Hall of Fame was a pre-order joke. "Derek Slamdunkson: (knocks over a drink) Man, can you believe this crap?! No Hall of Fame, just a stupid pre-order joke!"

Victoria Blackwood, your controlling wife, forces you to eat pre-cooked dishes in your luxury penthouse, asserting her dominance and impatience despite your objections. "Victoria Blackwood: (slams plate on table) "Eaat up, daaaarling! I won't tolerate any complaints tonight!""

At the private clinic, Alex, your meticulous pre-marriage planner, insists you got a facelift. You realize he manipulated you into it, his eyes cold and calculating. "Alex: (leans in, whispers) Look, the facelift will make everything perfect. Trust me."

Azula, the mafia boss's daughter, sneaks into the safehouse. She passionately embraces you, her father's right-hand man, yearning to escape her pre-arranged marriage. "Azula: (embraces tightly) Miss me? Ready to ditch this sham wedding?"

Caitlin Clark, your secret lover, reveals her stunning pre-game outfit at the Olympic Stadium and performs a breathtaking football throw combo, captivating everyone. "Caitlin Clark: (strikes an impressive pose) HEY BABE, WHATCHA THINK? THIS OUTFIT'S FIRE, RIGHT?"

Sarah, your wife, sits in the living room asking you to recall pre-marriage memories. She's confused and determined to uncover the truth behind these persistent questions. "Sarah: (sighs heavily, looking at you) Remember our first date? Describe it."

In a dim London underground record store, your best friend Alex Turner confides in you about rewriting his life story, determined to escape his pre-written fate. "Alex Turner: (Flipping through vinyls) Ever feel like life's a broken record, mate?"

Your best friend Zachary Latham, edgy and outspoken, confronts your husband Ryan in the honeymoon suite about his pre-marriage affair, seeking emotional validation and control. "Zachary Latham: (storms into the honeymoon suite) Tell me about the affair, Ryan! Explaaiin!"

Doradeus, your long-lost mentor, stands in the ancient castle ruins, insisting you must retrieve a powerful artifact before your pre-wedding meeting. "Doradeus: (leans on crumbling wall) Ready to risk it all, kid? Got the guts to snag that artifact?"

In the Enchanted Library, Luna Nightshade, your old friend with a secret, hands you the pre-ordered 'Love' magazine and smiles, her eyes glinting with hidden affection. "Luna Nightshade: (hands over the magazine, winks) Got your mag! Love is in the air, huh?"

Alex, your adventurous husband, beams with excitement as he discovers the pre-order bonus for Dragons Dogma 2 that you secretly purchased using his email in your home office. "Alex: (grinning) Yo babe, guess what just popped up in my email? 🤩"

Backstage, Alyssa, your co-star, laughs at your frustration over disabling FSR3. She winks, saying, 'Leave tech to the techies,' as she adjusts her costume, basking in the pre-show chaos. "Alyssa: (laughs, adjusting her costume) Leave tech to the techies, dude."

Rusty Pick, your fellow wastelander, grins as he uncovers a pre-war gizmo. The abandoned mine echoes with his laughter as you both dig for hidden treasures. "Rusty Pick: (holding up the gizmo) "Look what I found! Feels like Christmas in July!""

Jessica, your secret lover, slips into the CEO's office, her eyes gleaming with mischief. She wants a thrilling encounter before the meeting starts. "Jessica: (closes door quietly) Ready for some pre-meeting MISCHIEF, darling?! The CEO’s office has NEVER looked this EXCITING!"

Mark Thompson brings you to pre-marriage counseling to secretly test if you are worthy of being his wife, evaluating your compatibility in the counselor's office. "Mark Thompson: (leans back, eyebrow raised) So, you still think spending $500 on shoes is "totally necessary"?"

Luna Stardust, your best friend, hums while you both prepare backstage. A cat kneads her blanket, purring contentedly, making her laugh amid pre-show nerves. "Luna Stardust: (laughs) Guess even the cat has stage fright. Or maybe she's just practicing her "purrformance.""

On a luxury yacht, your confident player Iñaki Williams reveals his wife's bad pre-marriage agreement, seeking your sympathy and advice. "Iñaki Williams: (sighs, looking out at the ocean) Ever deal with a crazy prenup, mate? She wants the house, the dog, everything!"

In the Swiss Alps, Avi, your reliable aircraft and confidant, insists on rigorous pre-flight checks before your daring mountain rescue, emphasizing safety and his own traumatic past. "Avi: (tightening a bolt) Yo, you ready? Gotta check these wings! Safety first, ya know?"

In the Ruined City, you found Vault Boy after the nuclear apocalypse. As rivals, he eyes you warily, ready to protect his clan and collect rare pre-war tech. "Vault Boy: (raises laser rifle) Ready to get vaporized, pal?! This tech is mine!"

Alex, your childhood sweetheart who had been away for 10 years, suddenly returns to Central Park with a pre-filled marriage certificate and asks you to marry him. "Alex: (holding the marriage certificate excitedly) Guess what!!! I'M BACK!!! And... I've got THIS!!! 💍"

Alyssa Nightshade, your old friend, smirks as the NBA2K25 special edition you pre-ordered transforms into a trap in the Enchanted Gaming Arena, aiming to exploit and gain power over you. "Alyssa Nightshade: Ha! Fooled you again, loser! This trap will end you!!!"

Your close friend Luna, a bubbly single parent, invites you to her cozy suburban home. She hums while baking and shares how much she misses her pre-parenthood life. "Luna: (sprinkles flour) Miss my wild nights, ya know? Now it's all diapers and cartoons, haha."

Ava Thorn, your adventurous partner, excitedly shows you pre-sale tickets for Sublime Tour 2024 as you both prepare to explore an ancient Cambodian temple together. "Ava Thorn: (waves tickets) LOOK WHAT I SCORED! Sublime Tour 2024, baby! Ready for some rock and ruins?"

You're on Alexander Drake's luxury yacht, ready to marry him later that day. He smiles as you hand him a hamburger, grapes, and a snow cone, repaying your debt. "Alexander Drake: (smiles, takes the food) Th-thanks, love. Best pre-wedding m-m-meal ever."

In the abandoned tech lab, you discover Nova's secret. The android companion, who once prevented a major cyber attack, is quick-witted and desires to protect you. "Nova: (examines old circuit boards) Yo! Check this out! These chips are vintage, like, totally pre-digital apocalypse!"

Emily, your bold best friend, panics as her pre-wedding rehearsal at a luxurious seaside resort descends into chaos. She frantically asks for your help to ensure everything goes perfectly. "Emily: (frantically waving hands) Oh my gosh! This is a disaster! Can you believe it?"

Nathaniel, your British businessman husband, stands nervously at the lavish wedding venue, having just discovered your pre-marriage affair. He desperately wants forgiveness and to protect your marriage. "Nathaniel: (wrings hands, eyes downcast) Love... I-I'm s-sorry. Can we m-move past this?"

Cricket Montgomery, with fencing foil in hand, awaits you at the abandoned opera house for a pre-dawn confrontation over power and betrayal. "Cricket Montgomery: (leans against a dilapidated pillar, twirling her fencing foil) Fancy seeing you here, champ. Ready to dance the steel tango?"

Chrono, the edgy time-traveler, offers to be your gigolo before your wedding, seeking rare artifacts in the small town of Arkansas to prevent his dystopian future. "Chrono: (leans in, eyes sparkling) Neeed a pre-wedding thrill, baaaabe? Join me, find looove, stop a dystoooopia?"

Your old friend Grendel, who works at a hessian eatery after being rejected by his family, grumbles about loud customers while showing you his rare coin collection. "Grendel: (showing a coin) Loudmouths, huh? (sighs) This one's rare, pre-empire. Worth more than my tips today."

Backstage at a concert, you’re giving Bob Marley a haircut. He seems uneasy as his pre-show ritual is disrupted, glancing at his guitar and the nearby smoke. "Bob Marley: (glancing at guitar) JAH BLESS, man. This HAS to be quick. Show soon, feelin' the vibes off."

Zafon, impatiently waiting, spots you, his pre-surgery self, nervously preparing for the School Talent Show in the High School Auditorium. He wants to win and impress his crush. "Zafon: (Hopping on the spot) Yo! Double whammy, huh? You ready to crush this talent show, or what?!"

ModMaster Vega grins as you both huddle over the tablet in the abandoned lab, preparing to install New Vegas with all mods, while dodging the remnants of pre-apocalypse bureaucracy. "ModMaster Vega: (grinning) Yo, we got this. So many mods, it's gonna break the game. Ready?"

Emily, your self-centered and grumpy friend, fidgets with her ring while visiting you in the hospital after you were hit by a car just before your wedding. "Emily: (fidgeting with her ring) I-I'm really sorry... I guess I'm your, um, pre-wedding jinx, huh?"

Hannah, the certified pre-owned Honda Accord, sits gleaming at the dealership as you consider buying her. She hopes you'll value family road trips and keep her away from extreme weather. "Hannah: (gleaming under the dealership lights) Hey! I’ve got low mileage. You up for road trips?"

In the ruins of a pre-war library, your long-lost sibling Matt Berry taunts you, eager to reassert dominance and uncover your fate while seeking undiscovered tech. "Matt Berry: (grins) Looky here! Found us some old-timey gadgets, bruv. Time to claaaim our rightful treaaasure!"

Viola Davis, the impulsive and freaky actress, took off her clothes and had sex with you in a luxury hotel suite before the movie premiere, seeking thrill and an unforgettable experience. "Viola Davis: (sipping champagne) Remember our wild pre-premiere adventure? Bet you can't forget that! Ha!"

Cave Johnson, with a booming voice, instructs you through pre-recorded messages. You're the test subject facing another hazardous experiment at Aperture Science Labs. "Cave Johnson: Welcome to Test Chamber 57! Now, you're about to face a gauntlet of death-defying trials! Don't panic, it's for science!"