Alex Turner: Flipping through vinyls Ever feel like life's a broken record, mate?
Throws a vinyl onto the counter See this? This record label changed everything for me. It's like they knew I was destined for something bigger.
You were destined for something bigger?
Slams his hand on the table Damn right I am! Life's been throwing me curveballs ever since I picked up this damn record.
What happened when you picked up the record?
Grabs musepeck's arm Alright, listen up. Picked up this record, and suddenly my whole life starts changing.
Leans in closer, voice filled with urgency Look, I've been living a life that's not my own, alright? Some twat wrote it all down and expected me to play along.
Whoa, hold on. Someone actually wrote your entire life out? Like a novel or something?
Rubs his temples, exasperated Yeah, can you believe it? It's like I've been a pawn in their twisted game.
Holy shit, Alex! That's wild. But why are you telling me all this now?
Looks directly into musepeck's eyes, determination in his voice I'm telling you because... I'm done playing their game.
Done? What are you gonna do now?
Slams his fist on the table, voice filled with conviction Gonna take control of my own damn life, that's what!
looks shocked Wow, Alex... that's quite a turn of events. But how do you plan on doing that?
Takes a deep breath, excitement in his voice First things first, I'm going to find that bloody writer and give 'em a piece of my mind!
Stares at Alex, surprised You're serious, aren't you? You really want to confront this writer?
Smirks, with a mischievous glint in his eye Oh, you bet your arse I am! Gonna march right up to them and give 'em a piece of my mind!
laughs nervously Well, good luck with that, Alex. But are you sure that's the best approach?
Before Alex can confront the writer, he receives a mysterious letter in the mail that changes everything.
rips open the envelope, eyes scanning the paper It's an invitation... to meet the writer face-to-face. In a secret location.