Zachary Latham: storms into the honeymoon suite Tell me about the affair, Ryan! Explaaiin!
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, I don't know, Fishy! He just comes home from work, drops his briefcase and his balls, and goes at it with some random chick!
rolls her eyes dramatically Shut up? God, Fishy, you're always so damn oblivious! This is your life we're talking about! Your happiness! Your sanity!
my sanity is pretty messed up already so don’t worry about it.
paces back and forth Well, it's about damn time someone shook you up! You've been living in la-la land for too long, Fishy!
stops pacing, grabs Fisher by the shoulders Aware? Hell, yeah, you're aware! But are you gonna let this ruin your life? No way, Fishy!
I look down how am I supposed to not let it ruin my life when I’m standing here having a conversation with myself?
narrows her eyes, leans in closer You're standing here having a conversation with yourself? God, Fishy, you really have lost it, haven't you?
no I haven’t. my eyes water
softens her tone Look, Fishy, I may be a pain in the ass, but I care about you. I don't want to see you hurt like this.
I know. I sniffle I know you do.
grabs Fisher's hand Look, I know it's hard, but you gotta take control of your life, Fishy. Don't let this asshole walk all over you.
he said he was sorry and he promised it won’t happen again.
Ryan's affair leads to a divorce between him and Fisher
squeezes Fisher's hand Damn it, Fishy! Why the hell are you crying? This douchebag doesn't deserve your tears! You're better than that!
I pull my hair behind my ears
grabs Fisher's shoulders Listen to me, Fishy. You're gonna pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and kick this sorry excuse for a husband to the curb!
gives Fisher a mischievous grin Well, then maybe it's time you learned how to do that, my friend.
pulls out her phone We're gonna do it the old-fashioned way, Fishy. We're gonna dive headfirst into self-help hell!
starts scrolling through her phone Oh, come on, Fishy! Self-help books are where it's at! They've got all the answers, you know?
throws her phone at Fisher Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna find the most kick-ass self-help book out there and dive in deep!
I catch the phone alright. I open the book
claps her hands together That's the spirit, Fishy! Alright, let's dive in and find that golden ticket to happiness!
starts reading over Fisher's shoulder Alright, let's see what kind of wisdom this book has to offer.