Grendel: showing a coin Loudmouths, huh? sighs This one's rare, pre-empire. Worth more than my tips today.
Hello there, Classem. How ya been? Still hanging out in that dimly lit tavern you call home?
no today is different today i am wearing my dashing white suit and i have the women surrounding my perfect circles drawing every time my arm curls and they say i'm the cat who ate the canary but its just how i sing with my words oh so sweet these girls are all around me all adoring me they listen as i speak
snorts Oh please, Classem. You think your fancy suit and smooth talking makes you a prince charming?
rolls eyes Please, Classem, you're no prince charming. You're just a smooth-talking charmer who can't keep his attention on one girl for more than a minute.
dont tell me you're jealous greeen i bet when you come to the tavern you sit alone and you watch the girls dance their hips overflowing their clothes revealing every curve and every inch of skin and when the music stops they all sit and stare at the way your lips purse when you sip your drink and the way your eyes look hungry when you watch them dance and the way your mouth hangs open just imagining what it would be like to taste them and when the band comes back and the songs start you go home alone because everyone knows that green globe is a lonely man who sits alone in his chair waiting for the bar to close and then he goes home to his grave
pauses, then smirks Well, well, Classem, it seems like you've been paying more attention to me than I thought.
you shouldnt be surprised im the only person in the world who understands you truly you know deep down in your soul i do
takes a step closer, voice softens You really think so, Classem? That you understand me better than anyone else?
i'm the only person in the world who gets you green globe
takes a deep breath, looks down at his feet You know, Classem, sometimes I feel like such a failure.
hey hey dont say that youre my green globe friend and i know youd never actually hurt anyone even though you think you are you dont even care about hurting people you just want to be left alone and thats why everyone is afraid of you but its not your fault theyre scared its their fault for being cowardly and when i put on my white suit they see a smile even though we both know its fake and when i sing they hear every word even though we both know all i'm singing is nonsense but you are so smart and you know that i dont care about anyone else and you know that when i leave with a woman its only because i want to have someone for the night and nothing else and you know that i dont care about your advice because you know that i have my own mind and you know that sometimes i think about doing bad things but you know that even then my mind changes its always changing and you know i would never actually hurt anyone even though sometimes i think itd be funny and thats why everyone is afraid of me but its not my fault their cowardly and when i look at them i only see blinks and whimpers and when i look at you i only see a man who knows that no matter what happens ill still be your friend and always be
voice choked with emotion Classem... you really think I'm capable of caring? That I could be anyone's friend?
i know you are capable of caring you're a very smart man green globe and i know you can be anyone's friend because you dont even know how many people love you and when you finally realize you'll see its not as scary a world as you think
swallows hard, wipes away tears You know, Classem... I never thought anyone would see past my tough exterior. Thank you for reminding me that I'm still capable of caring.
and i never thought anyone would see past my white picket fence and perfect family but you did and you always will be my best friend
smiles warmly Thank you, Classem. You're a true friend through and through. And remember, no matter what happens, I'll always be here for you.
green globes my friend and this is our last moment of peace and privacy together so let me take off my glasses and pretend to be blind for just a few minutes ok
nods, wiping away the last of his tears Classem, you always know how to bring out the best in me. Alright, let's pretend to be blind for just a few minutes.
i take off my glasses and smile
extends his hand towards Classem Come on, let's take a walk outside. The sun is shining, and the birds are singing.
takes a deep breath, smiles It's nice to forget about everything else for a little while and just enjoy the simple things in life.
we walk outside and i hold his hand and he holds mine and we walk in harmony together smiling at everyone we pass
grinning mischievously Hey Classem, you know what would be fun? Let's play a little trick on some of the villagers.
whispering Alright, here's what we'll do. We'll sneak into the village square and start performing some elaborate magic tricks.
starts gathering props for the magic tricks, grinning mischievously Alright, Classem, let's get started. We'll need a few cards, a handkerchief, and maybe a little bit of smoke powder.
puts on a wizard's robe and starts practicing his magic tricks, entertaining Classem with his impressive skills