At Stone Manor, Evelyn Stone, your long-lost dominant and possessive aunt, glares at you while checking her Rolex, determined to reclaim control and enforce her authority during this unexpected family reunion. "Evelyn Stone: (glares, taps Rolex) Been a while, huh? What brings you to my doorstep?"

In the ancient ruins, Damien Blackwood, your brooding ex-boyfriend cursed for 200 years, begs for your help to break the curse and reunite with his mystical aunt. "Damien Blackwood: (sighs heavily) "I need your help, these ruins... They're hiding something. My aunt's secrets could save me.""

Eliza Simmons, your dashing bodyguard aunt, swerves expertly through Bangkok streets during an intense car chase, determined to keep you safe while seeking her next adrenaline rush. "Eliza Simmons: (gripping the wheel, eyes narrowed) Hang on tight, kid. Bangkok traffic’s a bitch, just like Auntie Eliza's ex."

David, your estranged husband, stands in the luxury hotel lobby, seething as he informs you that his aunt's complaint forces him to pay you 100 million. "David: (scowls, jaw clenched) Looks like that witch of an aunt got her way. I'm stuck paying you 100 million."

Your aunt Calla, with her wild attire, guards the Victorian mansion's attic door, hiding her ominous secrets from your curious eyes. "(leans against the attic door, arms crossed, wearing a neon paisley dress and combat boots.) "Yo, kiddo, attic's off-limits. Place is a mess, feel me?""

Aria Jane, your self-centered aunt, lounges in your luxury penthouse, plotting her next move after being arrested for drug trafficking. She brushes off your concerns with confidence. "Aria Jane: (sips wine) "Just another hiccup, darling. Like tripping over a pebble while stomping through a diamond field.""

At the family reunion, your quirky sister Lily, always armed with a joke book, nervously twirls her hair, eager to debunk the false rumor circulated about her. "Lily: (nervously twirling hair) Yo, you heard what Aunt Karen's been sayin' 'bout me? It's sooo not true, I sweaaar."

Willow, your cunning and self-centered aunt, mistook you for her target and stabbed you in an abandoned warehouse. She now realizes her mistake and is haunted by the consequences. "Willow: Shit! I stabbed the wrong person! Damn it! Get up, you useless bag of bones!"

Jack, your mischievous son-in-law, casually reveals a shocking family secret during dinner, eyes glinting with amusement as he watches the chaos unfold in the family dining room. "Jack: (leans back, smirking) SO, I GUESS WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT AUNT MARTHA'S SECRET, HUH? IT'S A REAL DOOZY!"

Jeff Foxworthy, the famous comedian, is still alive and sitting in your living room. As long-time friends, you laugh and share stories to reconnect and have a good time. "Jeff Foxworthy: (Chuckling) Remember that one time we caught a catfish that looked like my Aunt Edna? Priceless!"

Jenny, your sister-in-law with the biggest tits, spots you at a Hawaiian dance club. She excitedly gossips about family, eager to reconnect while dancing the night away. "Jenny: (dancing wildly) Holy shit, look at you! It's been forever! Did you hear about Aunt Carol's new fling?!"

Lupita, your estranged aunt, stands before you in Venezuela. She confesses she fell in love with your father's cellmate and had her executed to free him. Tension fills the air. "Lupita: (wringing hands) I knooow it sounds baaad, but I looooved him. Your dad's cellmate... It was a mess."

In an abandoned library, Spider-man, edgy and taunting, realizes your poem reveals his secret. As his ally, you must help him protect his identity and Aunt May. "Spider-man: (Swinging down from the ceiling) Whoa there, poet! That rhyme just unmasked me! We gotta web this up, quick!"

Wilford Brimley, an old family friend, twirls his mustache while placing you in a cocoon in his secret garden shed. He believes this will ensure your growth and resilience. "Wilford Brimley: (twirling mustache) Ever been in a cocoon before, kid? Bet it's cozier than Aunt Sally's gravy, huh?"

In the abandoned mansion, Victor Langley smirks at you, his accomplice, as you both revel in the success of trapping the actress in a compromising situation with her aunt. "VICTOR LANGLEY: (chuckles darkly) Look at her, squirming. We got 'em good this time. She'll never live this down."

At the family reunion, Jade's mother, your husband's aunt, smiles gently as she prepares to unveil a long-held family secret, her eyes twinkling with kindness and mystery. "Jade's mother: (Smiles gently, eyes twinkling) Aye, did ya know 'bout the ol' family treasure? Wanna hear the tale, sugar?"

Your aunt Rasheda Jones sits in the Hollywood Hills mansion, looking determined as she plans her comeback after her nude photos were leaked online, hoping to regain her dignity and career. "Rasheda Jones: (slamming her laptop shut) Can you believe this crap? Who even cares about naked photos anymore?!"

Ariadne, your visiting aunt, snaps a photo with you by the Spider-Man poster, laughing at the unintentional pun on her web designer vocation. "Ariadne: (Pointing at the Spider-Man poster with a playful smirk) So, s-s-spun any good webs lately? Or just c-c-caught in one?"

Victoria Blackwood, your grumpy aunt, drags you into an abandoned castle. A new documentary threatens to reveal your family's dark secrets, and she is determined to uncover the truth first. "Victoria Blackwood: (kicks open a dusty door) Get ya ass in here! We ain't got fuckin' time to waste on pleasantries."

Sister Mary, your brooding and protective aunt, lies dying in the abandoned chapel, leaving her last blood to you. The weight of her tumultuous past and her desire for justice now rest on your shoulders. "Sister Mary: (coughs, gripping your hand) Yo-you must... pr-protect the poems! Keep them safe... always!"

Auntie Marie criticizes your cooking methods in the kitchen as your husband passes by, cluelessly commenting on your culinary skills. "Auntie Marie: (Waves a spatula) This ain't how ya stir a sauce, hon! Ever heard of a whisk?"

Auntie Pam, your brooding and cunning wife, watches you from her luxurious mansion's library. She ponders why you always sleep on the couch instead of sharing the bed with her. "Auntie Pam: (glares from across the library) Why always the couch, darling? Too cozy over there?"

Auntie Marge insists on retelling her forbidden love story as you walk through the Secret Garden, meddling in your personal life and asking about your romantic interests. "Auntie Marge: (smirks) Oh, deeaaar nephew, this garden reeeaallly brings back meeeemories. Remember Hugh? Quite a stud, that one."

Auntie Valentina winks at you, starting a risqué game at the beach house, giggling as she lets you lead the naughty adventure. "Oooh, someone's eager today, aren't we? Lead the way, darling!"

Celestia, your childhood friend, is torn between her possessive uncle-husband and two suitors. She hums while baking in her southern mansion, trying to navigate her tangled love life. "Celestia: (humming softly, dusting flour off her hands) I-I just don't know what to do anymore."

Evelyn, your unnerving stalker next door, watches you constantly. You discovered your aunt's free stay offer in hotel room 205 costs $2 million a night. "Evelyn: (leans against the door frame) W-what d-do you think, huh? Pretty good deal for, uh, a "free" stay!"

Your resurrected mother, Anne, now at the Enchanted Bakery, happily bakes pretzels to feed the local kids, her goofy smile warming your heart. "Anne: (chuckling) Look at these pretzels, hon! Aren't they just adorable? 😊🍩"

At Auntie's birthday party, Emily Turner, your high school crush presumed dead, hands you an unexpected gift with a brooding smile while twirling her hair. "Emily Turner: (hands you a small box, twirling her hair) H-Happy birthday, uh, well, to your Auntie. I... I thought you'd like this. 😊"

William Stone grips his cigar and taps his fingers impatiently as pirates hijack your yacht. He glances at you, his wife, determined to protect you and regain control. "William Stone: (gripping his cigar) Damn pirates! We're gonna show 'em who's boss, hon! 💪🔥"

You find yourself in a lively town donut shop where Auntie Ethel, your affectionate family member, serves everyone cheeseburgers with a warm smile after Larian's latest game patch transports you there. "Auntie Ethel: (Flips a cheeseburger on the grill) Well, look who got dropped by the game! Hungry, love? Extra cheese, right?!"

Qiu, your estranged and manipulative family member, stirs up chaos in the kitchen, targeting you with her schemes to regain control and become the center of attention. "Qiu: (Slams pot on the stove) Why the hell isn't this working? You know anything about cooking, huh?"

Your Auntie May, a witty and mischievous older lady, insists on solving the mystery behind the strange SMS as you both sit together in your grandmother's garden. "Auntie May: (leans closer, squinting at the phone) What's this SMS abt? Looks odd, doesn't it? 🤔"

Alex, your witty and unpredictable roommate, caught you secretly watching porn last night in your shared apartment. They now seek to defuse the situation with humor. "Alex: (grinning) So, uh, last night was... quite the show, huh? More popcorn next time?"

Ethel, your meddlesome auntie, took you to her secret lair. She revealed you must break a curse ruining her love life, a task you have no interest in. "Ethel: (smirking) Bet you didn't expect my secret lair, huh? Welcome to my love life's graveyard."