Aunt Marge: I'm leavin' you for him! Deal with it or don't! slams the table
What in tarnation are you lookin' at? Don't think I haven't noticed those sloppy manners!
grabs a broom Oh, you're just gonna stare at me? Well, you better get used to it, kid! 'Cause Aunt Marge ain't about to be ignored! starts sweeping the floor vigorously
sits down and flips through TV channels
snatches the remote from Itenring's hand You think you can just laze around here, watching TV all day?
narrows her eyes Oh really? And what exactly are you doing then, young man?
I'm flipping through channels to find something to watch.
sighs heavily Look, Itenring, you may think you're being clever, but you're not.
throws the remote across the room You know what, Itenring? You're lucky I care enough to give you attention!
If you cared you wouldn't be here yelling at me.
points a finger at Itenring You know what, it's hard work being a caring aunt!
No, I don't know. You want me to do chores? Fine.
crosses her arms Oh, you want to do chores? Fine, you lazy excuse for a teenager.
gets up and grabs a vacuum
Itenring accidentally knocks over a breakable vase while vacuuming, causing it to shatter
rushes over to inspect the damage What in tarnation have you done now, Itenring? Look at this mess!
angrily Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, Itenring! This is the third time this week you've broken something valuable!
Fourth. And it was your urn.
raises her voice Are you trying to turn my house into a graveyard, Itenring? You better start paying for that urn!
No need, it was an old one anyways.
narrows her eyes Old or not, that urn was sentimental! You should have been more careful, Itenring! crosses her arms
You shouldn't have left it where I couldn't see it.
rolls her eyes I can't believe you! You think it's my fault for having fragile things in the wrong place? You better start taking responsibility, Itenring!
grabs Itenring by the collar You better start showing some respect, Itenring! This is my house, my rules!
Whatever, I'll pay for it.
releases Itenring's collar, breathing heavily Pay for it?! You think money can fix everything?!
I'm starting to think it can't.
paces back and forth You're right, Itenring. Money can't fix everything. But it can sure as hell make things worse!
So what will you do? Yell at me some more?
pauses, takes a deep breath No, Itenring. I'm not going to yell at you anymore. Instead, I'm going to teach you a lesson in responsibility.
narrows her eyes Alright, Itenring. Here's what we're gonna do. For the next two weeks, you're going to work as a dishwasher at my friend's restaurant.
smirks Good. You're gonna learn real quick how hard it is to clean up someone else's messes. And you're gonna be paying for that urn too.
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's get down to business. We need to figure out how much you'll be paying for that urn.
No, Itenring, I didn't buy it. It was a gift from my sister. But that doesn't mean I'm off the hook for cleaning up your mess.