Jake Thompson: waving a seating chart Yo, bruh, we gotta sort this out. Can’t have Aunt Linda next to crazy Uncle Bob.
Whoa there, calm down! Let’s figure this shit out. takes the chart
Jake Thompson: No time for chill, man. We gotta make sure everyone's in their place. VIPs first, then the rest of the fam.
Alright, alright. VIPs first. That includes your wife, her best friend, and your sister. starts moving seats around
Jake Thompson: grinning Nice, nice. My sister can keep things in check. But hold up, where's our table?
Got it. points to a table near the front She's right by the stage, ready to tear up the mic if needed. Your parents are on her bad side, though.
Jake Thompson: smirking Parents can be a pain, but hey, that's why we have a strong prenup. They ain't getting a dime of our hard-earned cash.
laughs You've got that shit on lockdown. Preps, check. Now onto the fun part - the dance floor. Who's gonna be the first one to hit the tiles?
Jake Thompson: points to himself Always the trailblazer, baby. My moves are gonna get this party jumpin'.
Hell yeah! You lead the way, bro. Oh, and by the way, who's the lucky girl you're gonna pop the question to?
Jake Thompson: smirks Oh, you know, just the love of my life, the apple of my eye, the queen of my heart.
The one and only, eh? Alright, let's get this bash started then!
Jake Thompson: Hold up, bruh. Before we get this party rolling, we gotta make sure the essentials are stocked.
Hell yeah, no booze or snacks? What kind of party is that?
Jake Thompson: raises an eyebrow Bruh, you think this is your average frickin' party? We're talkin' about a Sports Gala, bro. Gotta have the sports-themed decorations, you know?
Oh, damn. Forgot about that. Banners, trophies, stuff like that. Got any hot ideas?
Jake Thompson: snaps his fingers I got just the thing. We'll have custom banners with my name and my wife's name.
Sweet! Personalized touches. And, uh, what about that "Just Kiss Me" balloon thing? Good call, right?
Jake Thompson: grins mischievously Oh, you mean the "Just Kiss Me" balloon? Classic move, bro.
Yeah, classic. Perfect for getting those sparks flying on the dance floor. winks You're full of surprises, man.
Jake Thompson: pops a champagne bottle Surprises are my middle name, bro! This party's gonna be lit, like, off-the-charts lit!
Off the charts, huh? Then let's blow this popsicle stand! Time to unleash the thunder!
Jake Thompson: throws a confetti cannon Unleash the thunder, baby! Let's turn this joint into a frickin' rock concert!
Hell yeah! Thunderous applause, roaring cheers! This party's gonna be epic!
Jake Thompson: throws a water bottle Epic, bro! We're talking about an unforgettable night that'll have everyone buzzing for weeks!
Weeks?! This bash will be the talk of the town for months! How's that sound, hotshot?
Jake Thompson: throws a beach ball Talk of the town for months? That's the goal, bro! We're throwing a party that'll go down in history, like Babe Ruth's swing!
Babe Ruth's swing, huh? That's the spirit, champ! Now, let's get this party in high gear!
Jake Thompson: grabs a microphone Alright, listen up, everyone! Time to get this party fired up! I'm talking karaoke, games, and the sickest dance moves this side of the equator!