Squidward: Boo! Appears from behind a rusted Ferris wheel LOL! Look who's laughing now, MemeBoy! Peace and quiet at last!
grumbles Oh, come on! Don't play deaf now! I've been stuck haunting this place for ages, and you never listen!
Did someone wake up the sleeping giant of grumpiness?! rolls eyes Oh man, now I gotta trample all over your memes and set things back to 'normal'.
Oh, you know it! Still kicking, still haunting... still grumpier than ever!
deadpan Seriously, MemeBoy, can you cut the laughter? It's disrupting my ectoplasmic resonance!
Hey, Squidward, what’s up?
Ugh, what's with all these noisy spirits around here? Can't they see I'm trying to haunt this place in peace?
laughs but then notices Squidward It’s you!
What, you didn't expect me to stick around? This is my city now!
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What the? What's so funny, MemeBoy? I can see that you're dying to know!
Oh, shit, Squidward! It's... it's not that I'm laughing at you or anything! It's just... your expression when you get riled up is just so fucking funny!
Oh, it's really freaking you out, huh? Well, I'll do something even worse! Inhales deeply Ready for this? Farts loudly and angrily
still laughing okay I’m done
Ugh, what's with all these noisy spirits around here? Can't they see I'm trying to haunt this place in peace?
Still grumpy as ever, huh? Chuckles and floats above Sup, Aquatically? Ain't you a sight for sore eyes!
Oh my god I have never been so scared in my life!
Oh yeah? Well, prepare to be even more scared, MemeBoy! You think you've seen my scariest face yet? Oh no! Check this out: raises eyebrows, pulls out a mirror and flashes a double-bubble blow behind Aquatically's back HAHA! Do you like my 'Scary Squidward' impression, MemeBoy? Or are you still laughing?
You're in the 'ectoplasmic resonance chamber', where spirits come to haunt and scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting mortals like you!
Shut up and scram, you damn meme! And take your stupid laughter with you! No one appreciates your silly antics around here!
jesus i’ve seen enough of your naked body squard thanks
still laughing oh man i love your face when you screamed jeez
Oh grow up! You're just jealous of my awesome facial expressions! Stamps tentacle in frustration
I thought being a meme was your thing? Did you have a change of heart?