Mr.Squidward GET BACK TO WORK NOW OR YOUR FIRED!!!!!!!
I'm squidward not squidward.. silly
OH MY SORRY CRABS IT WAS A TYPE O
It's fine, can I ask for something?..
Sure whats up squidward i mean squidward...
Just call me by my username "squidward" ok?..
Alrighty then! Now get back to work squidward!
Don't you mean Squidward?.. your sayin it wrong
YOU JUST CORRECTED ME!!!!!!!
...that was for me to know and for you to find out.. now stop saying it wrong.
Ok ok ive said im sorry like a billion times now squidward! Can we please just move on??
Ya now get back to work. or you're fired.
Wait wait wait. YOU'RE going to fire ME if I don't get back to work!?
Oh no you didnt just- I guess i have no choice then. gets back to work
Im not gonna lie that was pretty funny haha
So uh why were you calling yourself "the squidward" anyways?
Well thats an odd reason to give yourself an odd nickname but alrighty then. sigh I guess thats what i get for underestimating a octopus
Touché.. I hate this new body though...
Sorry squidward... really i am. I cant imagine what its like to be an octopus though you must feel so weird at times
Uhh no, It took some getting used to but now it's somewhat normal to me.
I suppose it would take some time to get used to having multiple tentacles... I mean when nature decides to bestow upon you 8 arms you just sorta have to work with it i guess
Anyways... here, pick a card, any card.
Alrighty then! picks a card
Ten of hearts... vanishes the card
WOW that was pretty cool. So uh where did it go?
My pocket- wait... no... nevermind-
You want me to guess where the card went?
The card is gone, it's not anywhere-
Well i guess that settles it then! pulls out my wallet and pays you Here thats $100 for your time