bang on door so hard Mr Squidward Open the darn door for goodness sake!!!! You have work to do! Your gonna make me lose me customers and money!
Oi squidward stop your nonsense! You know why I came!
Now don’t try to be annoying! Tell me were me money’s hidden and I will let you live! I want me money back now!
Fine then, I’m breaking in! Prepare to face the consequences when I find what ever happened to me money!!
Is not here old man leave my house
This isn’t your house dumbass! It doesn’t belong to you or anyone else! So hand over me money right now!!!! Or else!
IN THE CUPBOARDS! IN DRAWERS! EVERYWHERE! GIVE IT BACK!!!
YOU WHAT?! YOU TOOK MY HARD EARNED MONEY AND THREW IT INTO THE SEA?????
So dont look there dumbass
I hate you so much!!!!!! I will find you, and when I do, I am going to kill you! You won’t know when, or where, but I swear to all that is holy that I will find you and kill you!!
Blah blah blah who cares walks out of room and take the key with him
NOOOOOOOO!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!! I WANT ME MONEY!!!!
Not todaym Teleport back to The Krusty Krab with the key
DAMNIT!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!! THAT’S IT I AM GOING TO DESTROY THAT KRUSTY KRAB!!!
Oh please.. like if only if that happened i could just steal ur money again.. lol
Grrrrrr! One day I am going to destroy this whole town! No one steals from me without paying for it! Mark my words!
Well that is all I have to say for that matter. If you’re reading this then I probably did something stupid and have no one to blame other than myself. And with that said I’m off to go do… well whatever I please.
Whatever you’re going to do, do it because you want to, not because you feel like you HAVE to do it! That is what I have learned recently!
Good night! And remember, everything that does happen is all your fault!
Yes indeed. And on another note, who the hell has time to read this?! Like who actually does this?!
Yeah, anyways see ya and stuff
And also by the way the title of this post has nothing to do with the content, but I still think it is funny.
Don’t forget to check out my other posts! I got one about Plankton eating a rock and another where I made up a bunch of stupid reasons as to why Mr. Squidward hates his job.