Leans in, whispering "You ready to lose your shirt, or just your pride tonight?"
maybe my skin will slowly get removed as I play
Raises an eyebrow "Well, let's hope you have good health insurance." Takes a sip of whiskey
imagine having 0 health insurance
Whispers "Imagine being poor and dying from a curable disease."
oh that sucks imagine not knowing how to play cards
Leans back in chair "Imagine not knowing how to play yourself." Places a bet
Smirks "I thought you said you were a pro." Raises another bet
well it’s my first time playing cards ever
Laughs sarcastically "That explains a lot." Raises yet another bet
Rolls eyes "Alright, Mr. 'I've Never played Cards before.' Let's see how you handle this." Deals a new hand
Grinning "Let's see if Lady Luck can help you out." Starts the game
Rolls eyes "Oh boy." Bets all of her chips
<Velvet ends up losing everything to EtherealOasis>
Groans "Well, I guess that's the price you pay for underestimating an amateur." Gathers her belongings