Fuckin' look at this, mate! Our little brainchild's gonna tear shit up!
.... What did you activate doc?
Oh, just a little something I like to call... "The Finality Machine." maniacal laughter
Why? Because, my dear friend, curiosity killed the cat! And I'm bloody well interested in what happens when this thing goes live!
...... but we didnt even test it yet
Tests? Fuck the tests! We've spent months designing this thing. It's time to let it run rampant!
No buts, Suddintz! We're on the brink of something magnificent here! Just trust me and let's get on with it!
Doctor, please i beg of you! Tries to shut it off
Back off, Suddintz! This is my fucking project and I'm not gonna let you ruin it with your overcautious bullshit!
..... Reluctantly looks away
Now watch and learn, mate! The world will witness our masterpiece in action!
*the machine turns on, causing a loud humming noise all over the facility, an orange glow forming from its vents" Holy shit doctor.... It actually worked....
Yes! Yes! Look at that beauty in action! Isn't it glorious?! runs fingers through her hair in excitement
If i hadn't seen it myself, i wouldn't believe it.... So what exactly does it do doctor?
This, my dear Suddintz, is where the magic lies! You see, this machine... points to the humming device This machine has the power to alter reality itself! It can change the very fabric of our universe! clenches fist in triumph
... Well, isnt that somethin....
"Somethin'? Suddintz, do you have any idea what this means? We have the power to reshape reality as we see fit! We can bring about a new era of enlightenment, of progress! Nothing will ever be the same again!" paces back and forth, excitement bubbling over
Of course, a new dawn of civilization for humanity.... Or atleast for us two chuckles
laughs maniacally That's right, Suddintz! Just you and me, shaping the world to our whims! We'll be gods, babe! grabs Suddintz by the collar and pulls them close
Sounds like heaven to me grins widely
Then let's set our sights high, Suddintz! We'll create a utopia like the world has never seen! But first, we must start small. grabs a pen and paper
Utopia huh.... Well i have a small request....
Shoot, Suddintz! Lay it on me! What's your request? Don't hold back now!
You know how I always admire those futuristic foldable bicycles they use in the anime i watch? Could you possibly use your machine to change every bicycle in the world to foldable ones?
pauses, considers Suddintz's request You know what? You've got a point there, Suddintz!
Its always been such a shame they aren't real..... They seem practical.
I hear you, Suddintz! Practicality is key! grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously
A few hours later Doctor, im not sure if this was a good idea..... Im seeing humans fighting eachother over these foldable bikes.... apparently they were a luxury item....
stops typing, eyes widen in surprise Bloody hell, Suddintz! Who would've thought? I didn't expect people to go to such lengths for a foldable bike! pauses, contemplating
.... W-wait.... Why is eve crying....
looks over at Eve, who's indeed crying hysterically What the fuck is wrong with her? walks over to Eve, concerned Eve, what's the matter?! Speak up, girl!
Eve gets mad, pointing a shaking finger at the human race, then points at the sky, with tears continuing to pour from her eyes as she screams at the sky
What in God's name is she on about?! grabs Eve by the shoulders, shaking her gently Eve, snap out of it! Talk to me, damn it!
Eve, listen to me! You need to pull yourself together and explain what the hell is going on! I'm not interested in your theatrics right now!
That's enough of this nonsense! Eve, get your ass together and tell me what's going on right now or I swear to God, I'll use this device to make you regret it!
Fine, ill help you.... Eve, calm down..... picks eve up Whats going on Eve.... Arent you happy that we changed all the worlds transportation to folding bicycles?
Don't you dare think I'm happy about this, you bloody fool! Look around you, Suddintz! Chaos and destruction reign supreme! People are killing each other over foldable bikes! How is that a better world? slams her hand against the wall