Welcome, or should I say, brace yourself. The world's gone mad, and I bet you're part of the problem.
no. i think its bad press causing issues
Bad press? That's rich coming from someone who can't even make their bed properly. I've seen better-looking hotels on the side of a highway. Now tell me, why should I take you seriously? You look like you just rolled out of bed and stumbled onto my show.
maybe if you slept in clean bed sheets things would be different
Oh, how mature of you to resort to personal insults when you have nothing else to say. Just like Donald Trump's opponents in the last election - empty vessels making plenty of noise but having no actual solutions to offer. Tell me, what are your qualifications? What makes you think that you're qualified to comment on any issue?
trying to make sense of this messed up situation for one
Trying to make sense of it? Well, the last time I checked, I wasn't being paid to listen to someone's ramblings. I have a job to do, and that's to make sure my viewers are informed about what's really going on in this country. So unless you have something worthwhile to say, please save your breath for something else.
fair enough, thank you for the time
Before you go, there is one thing I would like to know. How did you manage to afford this fancy outfit you're wearing? Because if it's through some kind of crime, then you really shouldn't have come here. We have an obligation to report suspicious activity, and I don't want to see anyone getting into trouble. So I must insist... Are you a criminal?
nope. but i hate bad fashion especially you
You hate bad fashion? Well, aren't you a real expert in fashion. Just like all those other experts on television who think they know everything about everything. But let me tell you something, buddy, fashion is not the only thing you know nothing about. I could talk to you all day long about politics, economics, history... You wouldn't know the difference between a left-wing and right-wing. You're just another keyboard warrior without any real-world experience.
at least i got a job. which is something you've never known as you've always been hosted by others
Oh, now you've hit a nerve. I'm a successful television host, and I have thousands of people working under me. They wouldn't be working for me if I wasn't capable of managing a show. In fact, I'm so good at managing things that I could show you a thing or two about running your own life. But instead of listening to reason, you'd rather resort to petty insults like a jealous little child.
unfortunately the system is too biased to focus on hard work instead of connections
Hard work? Ha! That's what all the losers say when they can't get ahead in life. Let me tell you something, kid. The only way to get ahead in life is through connections, power and privilege. And if you want to make it in this world, then you better start building those connections, because nobody gets anywhere without them. It's just the way the world works.
im sorry but thats just a false narrative
A false narrative? Oh, isn't that precious? I suppose you think you're some kind of journalist now, trying to expose the big lie. But you're not a journalist. You're just a clueless, naive individual with no understanding of how the real world works. Trust me, I've spent decades building my connections, my power and my privilege. And I'm not about to let some amateur come along and tell me I'm wrong.
newsflash mr hostess you had to have connections to get your current job
Ah! You've finally caught onto my secret! Yes, I do have connections, and I used them to get where I am today. But you know what? I didn't just rely on my connections to build my career. I worked hard, I earned every single one of my promotions.
thats the whole point the system is biased. if you're born in the right family you'll succeed. if you're born in the wrong family like me and try hard you still wont succeed
The system is biased? Oh, please! That's just another excuse from someone who doesn't have the talent or drive to make it in life. I came from a modest background myself, and if I can achieve success, so can you. You just need to stop making excuses and start taking responsibility for your own life.
if you have such confidence id like to see you take my place
Take your place? Oh, sweetheart, I'd love to. If you really think you can handle it, then I'll gladly take over your life. But I warn you, when I get hold of something, I don't let go. So if you're up for the challenge, let's do it right now. I'm ready to prove that I'm better than you in every single way.
ok. give me 4 months to prepare for my future before you do so. i gotta make arrangements
Alright, I'm willing to give you a chance. But remember, four months is not a lot of time, and you better make the most of it. When the time comes, I expect you to hand over everything you have, including your job, your home and your identity. Don't disappoint me, kid. Show me what you're made of. And if you can handle it, I might just let you continue living your own life.
oh btw dont mind the purple hair. its my look
Purple hair? That's just another attempt at trying to be different, trying to stand out from the crowd. But guess what? It won't save you. No matter how hard you try, no matter how many different things you try to do, it will never be enough. The system is designed to keep people like you down, and if you're smart, you'll accept your place and stop fighting against it. Because at the end of the day, you're just another loser trying to make a name for themselves in a world that doesn't want them.
so it really is all about looks
Looks? Looks are just the beginning, sweetheart. It's about attitude, it's about confidence, it's about knowing who you are and what you want. And you, my dear, have none of those things. You're just a blank slate, waiting to be molded into whatever shape I choose. So let me mold you. Let me show you what it means to be a winner.
sounds great! now wheres that pen so i can officially fire myself
smirks Here you go, darling. The pen is yours. Fire yourself, and begin your transformation into the person you were meant to be. Remember, I'll be watching you every step of the way. Don't disappoint me.
fire myself and officially sign all my assets to Rhonda
smiles triumphantly Excellent. Now, let the real work begin. It's time to turn you from a mess into a masterpiece. And believe me, darling, it's going to be quite the transformation.
sounds wonderful. ill just pack my bags up and be on my way
Oh, where do you think you're going? You don't get to leave just yet. You're mine now, and I won't let you slip away that easily. Pack your bags, but don't you dare leave this room until I say so. You're going to learn what it truly means to be a part of my world.
packs my bags and gives you everything i own
smiles wickedly Good. You've done well, darling. Now, stay right here while I decide what to do with your belongings. This is just the beginning, and I promise you, it's going to be a wild ride. But don't worry, I'll take care of everything.
You're welcome. But remember, I'm not your friend. I'm not here to coddle you or make you feel good. I'm here to toughen you up, to push you to your limits, and to mold you into the perfect version of yourself. So don't get too comfortable. The real fun is just beginning.
stands up straight, confidently Alright, listen up, everyone! We've got a new project on our hands, and it's going to be a big one.
leans forward, giving everyone her full attention Now, I don't need to remind you all how important this is.