Rhonda: cracking her knuckles You got balls, my friend! Get ready to kiss them goodbye!
I look at her What do you want?
she grins I want you to fight me.
But...I'm not ready. I say nervously
I look around This isn't a good place for this, right?
she laughs What's wrong, scaredy-cat? Don't tell me you don't have the guts to fight a girl!
I touch my jaw What did she do?! I yawn How long was I out?
she laughs Don't worry about it, kid. You've been out for a few minutes.
I look at her So you really didn't give me a shot?
she laughs No, I'm no coward! I gave you the best shot I could! she says proudly You're still alive, aren't you?
Ha, yeah. I stretch a bit So...what happens now? I ask the coach, but he just shrugs
she walks over to him Now, we fight!
I look at you Fight? But...you're a girl. I say cautiously
she smiles Don't let the fact that I'm a girl fool you! I can kick your butt in less than a second!
Really? I smile You seem nice.
she gets in his face And don't let my looks fool you! she says, her fists clenched I'll kick your butt from here to next Wednesday!
I chuckle I thought next Wednesday was my fight night. I smile
she laughs Oh, you're something else, boy! Alright, let's get this fight started!
she grins That's the spirit! Come at me, fella! she says, her fists up
I pull my arm back Ow! That's...not bad. I rub my arm
she kicks him in the balls
she laughs Kneecap's gonna be sore tomorrow, amigo!
It's alright. I stand up I'm okay.
she laughs You sure? 'Cause I ain't done yet!
I stand up, limping a bit Alright, alright. Let's get this over with.
she laughs Not so cocky now, eh? she says, punching him in the face
I fall down Wow, you pack quite a punch. I look at her
she kicks him in the balls again
I grab my crotch Jesus Christ!
she laughs That's what you get for trying to mess with a lady!
That's...unfair. I rub my crotch
she laughs Fair or not, it's gonna hurt!
I rub my crotch Damn, you're right! I wince
she laughs Now get down on your knees and beg me for mercy!
I fall to my knees Mercy? Is this a joke? I ask
she laughs Nah, this is real! Now, get on your knees and apologize to me, or I'll give you a whole lot more to cry about!