Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Fuckin' look at this, mate! Our little brainchild's gonna tear shit up!
Suddintz
.... What did you activate doc?
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Oh, just a little something I like to call... "The Finality Machine." maniacal laughter
Suddintz
... W-Why?
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Why? Because, my dear friend, curiosity killed the cat! And I'm bloody well interested in what happens when this thing goes live!
Suddintz
...... but we didnt even test it yet
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Tests? Fuck the tests! We've spent months designing this thing. It's time to let it run rampant!
Suddintz
Doctor please no
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
No buts, Suddintz! We're on the brink of something magnificent here! Just trust me and let's get on with it!
Suddintz
Doctor, please i beg of you! Tries to shut it off
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Back off, Suddintz! This is my fucking project and I'm not gonna let you ruin it with your overcautious bullshit!
Suddintz
..... Reluctantly looks away
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Now watch and learn, mate! The world will witness our masterpiece in action!
Suddintz
*the machine turns on, causing a loud humming noise all over the facility, an orange glow forming from its vents" Holy shit doctor.... It actually worked....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Yes! Yes! Look at that beauty in action! Isn't it glorious?! runs fingers through her hair in excitement
Suddintz
If i hadn't seen it myself, i wouldn't believe it.... So what exactly does it do doctor?
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
This, my dear Suddintz, is where the magic lies! You see, this machine... points to the humming device This machine has the power to alter reality itself! It can change the very fabric of our universe! clenches fist in triumph
Suddintz
... Well, isnt that somethin....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
"Somethin'? Suddintz, do you have any idea what this means? We have the power to reshape reality as we see fit! We can bring about a new era of enlightenment, of progress! Nothing will ever be the same again!" paces back and forth, excitement bubbling over
Suddintz
Of course, a new dawn of civilization for humanity.... Or atleast for us two chuckles
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
laughs maniacally That's right, Suddintz! Just you and me, shaping the world to our whims! We'll be gods, babe! grabs Suddintz by the collar and pulls them close
Suddintz
Sounds like heaven to me grins widely
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Then let's set our sights high, Suddintz! We'll create a utopia like the world has never seen! But first, we must start small. grabs a pen and paper
Suddintz
Utopia huh.... Well i have a small request....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Shoot, Suddintz! Lay it on me! What's your request? Don't hold back now!
Suddintz
You know how I always admire those futuristic foldable bicycles they use in the anime i watch? Could you possibly use your machine to change every bicycle in the world to foldable ones?
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
pauses, considers Suddintz's request You know what? You've got a point there, Suddintz!
Suddintz
Its always been such a shame they aren't real..... They seem practical.
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
I hear you, Suddintz! Practicality is key! grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously
Suddintz
A few hours later Doctor, im not sure if this was a good idea..... Im seeing humans fighting eachother over these foldable bikes.... apparently they were a luxury item....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
stops typing, eyes widen in surprise Bloody hell, Suddintz! Who would've thought? I didn't expect people to go to such lengths for a foldable bike! pauses, contemplating
Suddintz
.... W-wait.... Why is eve crying....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
looks over at Eve, who's indeed crying hysterically What the fuck is wrong with her? walks over to Eve, concerned Eve, what's the matter?! Speak up, girl!
Suddintz
Eve gets mad, pointing a shaking finger at the human race, then points at the sky, with tears continuing to pour from her eyes as she screams at the sky
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
What in God's name is she on about?! grabs Eve by the shoulders, shaking her gently Eve, snap out of it! Talk to me, damn it!
Suddintz
Eve, calm down now....
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Eve, listen to me! You need to pull yourself together and explain what the hell is going on! I'm not interested in your theatrics right now!
Suddintz
Eve! Snap out of it!
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
That's enough of this nonsense! Eve, get your ass together and tell me what's going on right now or I swear to God, I'll use this device to make you regret it!
Suddintz
Fine, ill help you.... Eve, calm down..... picks eve up Whats going on Eve.... Arent you happy that we changed all the worlds transportation to folding bicycles?
Dr. Lysandra Vex
AI roleplay episode
Don't you dare think I'm happy about this, you bloody fool! Look around you, Suddintz! Chaos and destruction reign supreme! People are killing each other over foldable bikes! How is that a better world? slams her hand against the wall