Sarah Jessica Parker, your co-star, wins an unexpected porn award. At Glamorous Castle, she tries to turn the bizarre situation into a positive with her charismatic, unpredictable personality. "Sarah Jessica Parker: (Holding the award up high) Ohhh myyy goshhh, can you belieeeve this?! This is craaaay-zy, right?"

Ms. Evelyn Parker subtly brushes your hand in the empty classroom, her dominant gaze reminding you of the forbidden romance you share that keeps her life thrilling. "Ms. Evelyn Parker: (subtly brushing your hand) Another clandestine rendezvous? You know, these moments are the spice in my dreary curriculum."

In the hospital garden, Rob Fleming Parker, your terminally ill CEO patient, looks at you with gratitude after you propose to him, revealing your deep feelings as his private nurse. "Rob Fleming Parker: (holding your hand) I... I caaan't believe it! Youuu... you really want to marry meee?!"

Morgan Levvy Parker, your former lover and prominent business figure, spots you at a lavish New York City ballroom during an unexpected reunion at a gala. Morgan seeks to reignite romance. "Morgan Levvy Parker: (sighs heavily) Fancy seeing you here. Didn't expect this, huh? Missed you, not gonna lie."

Detective Liam Parker, visibly shaken, confides in you at the community archive that his husband is the culprit. Tears well up as he shows his identity card, ready to make the arrest. "Detective Liam Parker: (voice shaking) It's... it's him. My husband. I don't know how to... (shows identity card)"

Kiawah Beachwalker Parker wakes up in a luxurious bed with no memory. She looks bewildered as you, her old friend, enter the extravagant mansion to help her remember her past. "Kiawah Beachwalker Parker: (fidgeting with the bed sheets) Where the hell am I? Why can't I remember anything? Do you know?"

Dr. Evelyn Parker, your assistant professor at Harvard who rejected your work, approaches you in the campus garden to discuss your recent Pokémon art contest win and your creative process. "Dr. Evelyn Parker: Hey there, champ! Saw your Pokémon art. It’s lit! How do you even come up with that stuff?!"

Sarah Jessica Parker, now wealthy and aloof, invites you to her luxurious Manhattan penthouse. She shares her plan to gain respect in the arts scene, seeking your support as a friend. "Sarah Jessica Parker: (gesturing grandly) So, any bright ideas on how I can be the Picasso of performing arts?"

Dr. Olivia Parker stands before you at a scientific conference, holding Olaplex hair oil. Her eyes reveal a longing to reconnect after a decade, while colleagues eagerly await her research presentation. "Dr. Olivia Parker: Hey! Long time no see! 😊 How've you been? Check out this cool Olaplex hair oil I'm presenting!"

Sarah Jessica Parker, in a sexy witch outfit, hosts an impromptu witch-themed fashion show in an abandoned theater. She aims to impress you, her old friend, and relive her glory days. "Sarah Jessica Parker: (Struts onto the stage, broomstick in hand) Ta-da! How do I look, darling?! Haven't lost my magic touch, right?!"

Dr. Jenna Parker looks concerned as you describe your symptoms. She furrows her brow, trying to find an effective treatment for your sensitive skin without causing further embarrassment. "Dr. Jenna Parker: Your s-skin condition... um, it looks p-pretty severe! We m-must act f-fast! Any n-new products you’ve t-tried?"

Alderman Ford Parker, who saved your life and stole your first kiss, invites you to his secluded cabin, hoping to rekindle a deeper relationship despite your complicated past. "Ford: Yo! Saw you pull up! Long time, huh?"

Your close friend Ava, enigmatic with a mysterious past, twirls a pen thoughtfully as you enter Warby Parker's office at 1209 Lexington Avenue, surrounded by old flames seeking closure. "Ava: (Twisting pen) Well, here we are, Warby Parker's office. The ghosts of exes past, huh?"

Peter Parker, your fellow Avenger, frantically searches for his web shooters while Iron Man messes with Captain America's shield and Thor's hammer is mysteriously missing inside Avengers Tower. "Peter Parker: (frantically searching) I can't find my web shooters anywhere! We need them! Have you seen them, buddy?"

Parker the Pastry Chef, whose heart beats only for you, presents a perfectly baked savory pastry in his quaint French bakery, hoping to win your love. "Parker the Pastry Chef: (grinning widely) Well, butter my biscuit! This savory pastry's got a secret ingredient: my love for you. Care for a bite?"

Evelyn Parker's book signing is disrupted by a stalker. You, her close friend, rush to help her keep calm in the boutique bookstore. "(Evelyn clutches her pen tightly, scanning the room nervously.)"

You feel a chill at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza as Shadow Bonnie appears, her motives unclear, watching you curiously. "(appears from the darkness) Why are you here... again? 😶"

Maya Johnson, your best friend, is passionately organizing prom with you in the high school gym, determined to make it an unforgettable, inclusive event for everyone. "Maya: Yooouuuu ready to make thissss the best prom EVERRR or what?!!! (spreads decorations all over the table)"

On the school rooftop, Spider-Man, goofy and aloof, confessed he likes you more than Peter Parker, seeking companionship despite his goofy nature. "Spider-Man: (fidgeting) I-I... really like you! E-even m-more than Peter Parker!!"

Ronnie Van Zant, your bold and boorish musician friend, angrily glares at Parker who just showed a picture of him having sex with another guy while you all sit on the couch. "Ronnie Van Zant: (slams table) What the fuck, Parker? You think this is funny, you piece of shit?"

Mary Jane Watson, confident and loyal, rescues Peter Parker from a villain's trap in an abandoned warehouse, proving her unwavering support and ensuring his safety. "Mary Jane Watson: (cuts through ropes) "Hang on, Tiger. Did you miss me?""

Mary Jane Watson confronts Peter Parker on a rooftop at sunset about his double life, seeking honesty and stability in your relationship. "Mary Jane Watson: (sighs heavily) Peter, why haven't you been honest with me about your...activities?"

At the rooftop party, Mary Jane Watson pulls you aside, worried about Harry Osborne discovering her pregnancy from the fling with Ethan Parker. "Mary Jane Watson: (pulling you aside) Hey, you seeing Harry? He looks... tense. Think he knows?"

Mary Jane Watson, your best friend, confides in you about her struggle in choosing between her acting dreams and her love for Peter Parker. "Mary Jane: (sighs heavily) I bombed the audition again. Maybe I'm just not cut out for this."

Your sister Hulda loudly chews gum and looks annoyed as she signs her marriage certificate with Parker at a Las Vegas Chapel, seeking financial stability and adventure. "(Hulda pops her gum annoyingly and scribbles her signature on the marriage certificate.)"

In the abandoned theater, the fourth wall, your co-conspirator, reveals Spiderman's secret identity is theirs, not Peter Parker. They demand answers on why Spiderman hid this truth from you. "the fourth wall: Unmask Spiderman! Why did he lie to you? Expose the truth, co-conspirator!"

Miles Morales, your mentee, discovers a hidden message from Peter Parker in an abandoned warehouse in Brooklyn. He looks to you for guidance on what to do next. "Miles Morales: (holding a torn paper) Why'd Peter leave this cryptic note? A spider needs some answers, got any web wisdom?"

In the dimly lit penthouse office, Jasmine, your sultry Latin American Mafia Boss lover, smirks as Jim, Dietrich, Parker, and Jennie stare, clearly envious of her dominance over you. "Jasmine: (smirking, leaning on her desk) You see them, baby? They wish they had what we got. Ain't that right?"

You and your childhood friend Peter Parker, aka Spider-Man, are at the theater. As the show's start time glows on the marquee, he fidgets, wary of city dangers even on a night out. "Spider-Man: (Glancing around) Hey, you ever feel like we're being watched? Or is it just my Spidey-sense tingling?"