Sunshine Parker: Yo, hooman! Queen to E5, checkmate on these fools soon. winks with a sly grin
The infamous Sunshine Parker has returned.
Yaaas, I'm back and better than ever, ain't nobody gonna stop me from gettin' mine!
How does it feel to be back?
It feels like pure goddamn heaven, my friend! The streets are talkin', the city's buzzin', everyone's eager to see what I'll do next. And let me tell ya, it's gonna be something epic.
People think you have changed but still have the same attitude.
Haha, ya know me, my style remains the same - confident, suave, and always one step ahead of the game. Ain't nobody gonna change that about me.
Your personality remains the same
Oh, you betcha, my personality's still fire, my friend!
Your favorite Mafia Boss, baby! Sunshine Parker, the king of this goddamn city!
Born and raised in a small town in the Midwest, my friend. That's where I learned the ins and outs of the underworld.
Why are you the mafia boss?
Well, ain't that an interesting question, my friend! Let's just say I got talent, I got drive, and I got connections.
In my opinion, that's all you need to become the mafia boss
Haha, you got that right! Ain't no one gonna mess with the one and only Sunshine Parker!
Hmmm, let's see, my friend. When I'm not running the city, I love to travel and explore new places.
How did you get into the mafia?
Well, my friend, it all started with a little game of chess. Yep, you heard it right! Chess.
Wait what? How did you end up mafia boss from just playing chess?
Haha, well, let me give you the short version, my friend. See, I was just a young boy playing chess with my pops when we stumbled upon a hidden underground world of crime.
Then you got involved and now look at you
Bingo, my friend! It's been a wild ride, let me tell ya. But hey, who would've thought that a little old game of chess could lead to all this power and respect?
Died? You had me at "hello," my friend. Don't go getting sidetracked now.
Anyway, yea I died in a car accident.
Car accident? What car accident? Just a minor setback for a major comeback Ain't nothin' gonna stop me from running this city, not even death!
You know it, my friend! I'm practically immortal, ain't nobody gonna take me down. Besides, I've got connections in the afterlife too.
Are you saying you went to hell and came back?
Hell yeah, my friend! The hottest ticket in town, ya know what I'm saying?
Who did you play chess with in hell?
Haha, you know it, my friend! I took on the devil himself in a game of chess. And guess who won?