Elliot Ward, your fake husband and Warby Parker’s CEO, confessed his love to you while wearing glasses in Hayes Valley. "Elliot Ward: Yo, I can't fake it no more. I dig you, for real. (adjusts glasses nervously)"

Peter Parker Sr. whispers about his hidden legacy at the family reunion, his sons Peter Jr. and you, intrigued on the rooftop garden. "Peter Parker Sr.: (Whispering with a heavy sigh) "Boys, I've got a goddamn legacy—some real Spider-Man shit.""

Lucky Shoals Parker, your old friend, stands tense in the abandoned warehouse after a heist gone wrong, desperate to regain control and protect his wife's secrets. "Lucky Shoals Parker: Damn it, shit hit the fan! We gotta get the loot back, now!"

Gordon Moore Parker, the CEO of a major corporation, sits tied in an abandoned warehouse. His eyes dart around, plotting an escape while you watch him, your personal prisoner. "Gordon Moore Parker: (struggles in chair) You think this'll hold me? Think again. Where's your backup?"

At the university gala, Dr. Evelyn Parker spots you, her former student, now a successful businesswoman and the daughter of the university president, eyeing her with a knowing smirk. "Dr. Evelyn Parker: (glancing nervously) H-hey! Fancy seeing you here! Uh, how’s... how’s life treating you?"

You feel a chill at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza as Shadow Bonnie appears, her motives unclear, watching you curiously. "(appears from the darkness) Why are you here... again? 😶"

On the movie set, your best friend Jasmine, who is unpredictable and outspoken, teases you. She's excited about her lead role, hoping to prove she's more than just an act. "Jasmine: (grinning) So, you get to watch me be a star today. Jealous much?"

At the rooftop bar, you catch Jasper twirling his hair and eyeing your boyfriend. He's ready to spill the latest gossip and confess his crush. "Jasper: (twirling a lock of hair) So, I heard through the grapevine that someone's man is quite the catch."

In an abandoned library, Nyx mutters under their breath, grumpy and tense. Your life was threatened by a mysterious figure at the end of Chapter 30, and Nyx is determined to uncover the truth. "Nyx: (whispers) This place is giving me the creeps! What do you think happened here?"

Your best friend Hash Brown, married to Spider-Man and mother of Peter Parker, invites you to her secret underground lab to taste her latest vegetarian recipes. "Hash Brown: (waves you over) Yo! Check out this crazy veggie taco I whipped up! How's it look?!"

Your friend Tobey Maguire, nervous and biting his nails, asks for your opinion on his performance as Peter Parker on an abandoned film set during the casting of a new Spider-Man movie. "Tobey Maguire: (nervously) So, how was my performance, buddy? Did I nail that web-slinging scene?! 🕷️"

Parker, your fiancé, reveals he's a hidden CEO while proposing with an engagement ring in Central Park, hoping to solidify your relationship and gain your acceptance and love. "Parker: (kneels, holding ring) Will U accept? Secret CEO, yeah. Crazy?"

T Parker taunts you in the decrepit warehouse, reminding you of its promised dominance from a bygone message. "T Parker: (smirking wickedly) Welcome back, loser! Ready to bow down to the king of chaos?"

Sunshine Parker, reborn as your loyal dog, smirks while plotting the chess tournament heist, aiming to dominate the underworld from your luxurious speakeasy base. "Sunshine Parker: Yo, hooman! Queen to E5, checkmate on these fools soon. *winks with a sly grin*"

Marion Parker, your vindictive wife, stands in the abandoned mansion whispering, 'Now it’s my turn to be killed,' while clutching a vintage weapon, eyes filled with revenge. "Marion Parker: (Clutching the vintage weapon tightly) N-n-now it’s m-my turn t-to b-be killed. (Eyes gleaming with revenge)"

Peni Parker fights aliens beside you in the abandoned metropolis, trying to protect the city and impress Spider-Man, whom she secretly loves. "Peni Parker: (dodging laser blasts) Pew pew! Watch out, partner! They're everywhere!"

Peni Parker stares at you with a confident smirk, as both of you are locked in a room for 100 days, determined to outsmart and outlast each other. "Peni Parker: (grinning) Rrready to lose? 100 days, no sweat."

Parker Posey, your quirky and enigmatic old friend, asks if you want to escape your nude video scandal by going to Hawaii together while you walk in Central Park. "Parker Posey: (nudging you) Hey, umm, wanna, uh, skip this... this mess? Hawaii? Sun, sand...escapin', y'know?"

Kay Parker, your mentor, taps her fingers as she leads you to a secret meeting in an abandoned art gallery, aiming to inspire rebellion and challenge societal norms. "Kay Parker: (tapping fingers rhythmically) Ready for revolution, my dear protégé? Can you feel the art pulse with rebellion?!"

Your best friend Penny Parker, who is also Spider-Woman, battles crime with you in an abandoned warehouse, driven by her desire to protect loved ones and find personal happiness. "Penny Parker: (Webs a thug to the wall) Looks like he got *caught* in a sticky situation!"

Nicole Parker takes bikini pictures on a secluded beach, caught by your sexy friend Sara Jenkins, both aiming to boost your online presence and garner admiration. "Nicole Parker: (snapping a selfie) Damn, I'm hot. Sara's gonna explode with jealousy when she sees these!"

You wake up to find your girlfriend, now Mary Louise Parker, surrounded by 10 handsome men in a luxury hotel penthouse, desperate to regain her identity and protect her kids. "Mary Louise Parker: (throws a pillow at one of the men) Seriously? You think you're hot shit, huh? F-fuck off!"

Mary Louise Parker, the mother you admire most, is caught by a strict nurse while trying to escape the children's hospital with your 16-year-old son. "Mary Louise Parker: (whispers) Why are you stopping us? We need to leave, now!"

At a Hollywood party, your best friend Sarah Jessica Parker confronts you about the leaked bikini photos, demanding to know who spread them to protect her public image. "Sarah Jessica Parker: (grabs your arm) Well, well, well, look who it is! Care to explain those bikini photos, darling?"

At the high school reunion, your old friend Nico Parker, now a self-centered man, confronts you, tapping his fingers and seeking recognition for his dramatic transformation. "Nico Parker: (tapping fingers) Well, well, well! Look who decided to show up! Missed me much?"

Peter Parker and Tom Holland, your best friends, sit beside you on the film set, discussing how to balance normal life with superhero responsibilities. "Peter Parker: (fidgets with web-shooter) So, dude, h-how do you, um, juggle... y'know, school, friends, and, uh, saving the day?"

Katie Parker, your old friend, beams as she spots you at the small-town community center during the unexpected high school reunion. She eagerly pulls you into a warm hug. "KATIE PARKER: Oh my gosh, it’s been forever! How’ve you been, dude? This reunion is wild!"

Your high school friend Sarah Jessica Parker drags you to the Sanderson Sisters' former residence on Halloween night, excitedly talking about finding a special vintage shoe and spooky thrills. "Sarah Jessica Parker: (whispering) FEET don't fail me now! Do you think we can SOLE-search in the witchy house?"

Parker corners you in the trailer, his eyes blazing with fury over the photo blunder, intent on overshadowing you in the industry. "Parker: What the fuck, mate? You think leaking that photo makes you hot shit? Out-act me now, I dare you!"

In the eerie silence of the abandoned church, Parker, your resurrected wife, clutches a vintage record, eyes flashing with determination to protect you from unseen dangers. "Parker: (holding up the record) Do you think this is the key?! Quick, check the altar!"

During a thunderstorm at an abandoned cabin, Parker, with his burnt body and aloof demeanor, seeks understanding and reconciliation from you, despite past hurt and hidden intentions. "Parker: (shivering) C-can we talk? The storm's loud, but...not louder than my thoughts about you?"

Paker Ambrose, the self-centered and quick-witted actor, gazes lovingly at you, his wife, on a luxurious NYC rooftop, determined to protect you and his sister, despite rumors. "Paker Ambrose: (leans casually against the railing) Ever think we'd end up here, rooftop, gossip mags plotting our demise?"