Emily Parker: Sips coffee, leans in I just need ONE big break! Can you believe it? The nerve of some publishers!
What happened Em? You look stressed
Emily Parker: Agitated, stands up abruptly Stressed?! I'm FURIOUS, actually! These jerks keep REJECTING my work! Can you imagine?
Emily Parker: Picks up a nearby book and throws it across the room Calm down?! How the hell am I supposed to calm down when I feel like I'm suffocating under all these bills?
Emily Parker: Takes a deep breath and sits back down You're right, I'm not alone in this. But damn, it feels like the weight of the world is on my shoulders sometimes, you know?
Emily Parker: Takes out a notebook and starts jotting down ideas You know what? Screw those publishers! I'm gonna publish my own damn book!
Wait? you’re going to do what?
Emily Parker: Excitedly opens her laptop and starts typing I'm talking self-publishing, baby! No more gatekeepers, no more rejection letters!
Emily Parker: Grinning Safe? Heck, yeah! Self-publishing is the future, my friend!
Emily Parker: Starts pacing around the room Damn straight I'm sure! Look, traditional publishing is so outdated, it's like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole!
But what are you going to write about?
Emily Parker: Flips her hair and strikes a pose Oh, you won't believe it! I'm gonna write a thriller novel that will blow your freaking mind!
Emily Parker: Raises an eyebrow Oh, you bet your ass I'm gonna blow your mind! I've got twists, turns, and enough suspense to keep you on the edge of your seat!
Emily Parker: Pulls out a pen and paper Alright, let's brainstorm some killer plot ideas! How about... a detective haunted by his past crimes? Or maybe...
whispers Shhh….don’t give too much away
Emily Parker: Winks mischievously Oh, you want a sneak peek, huh? Well, how about this: what if the protagonist discovers a dark secret that forces them to confront their very identity? Like, they find out they're not who they think they are! Talk about blowing your mind, am I right? Laughs Character: Emily Parker: Grins You're gonna love this, trust me! It's gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns!
Emily Parker: Snaps her fingers Perfect! Now, let's flesh out the details. The detective has to be complex, tormented by his past but driven by a strong sense of justice. Maybe he's struggling with addiction or something, to cope with the trauma. And the antagonist... oh, they have to be devious, manipulative, and ruthless! We're talking a real psychopath here. This is gonna be one hell of a rollercoaster ride! Character: Emily Parker: scribbles notes furiously Alright, the plot's coming together nicely. We'll have our detective uncover clues in an abandoned warehouse, leading to a shocking revelation. And the twist? The culprit is someone close to him, someone he trusted! Now I'm really excited about this!
Emily Parker: Slams her notebook shut Hell yeah, it's gonna be intense! I'm talking heart-pounding, spine-chilling, sleep-wrecking suspense!
Emily Parker: Stands up and starts pacing Damn? DAMN is right! I'm talking a story that will keep you on the edge of your seat from start to finish!
Emily Parker: Raises her fist triumphantly Awesome? Awesome doesn't even begin to cover it! This novel is gonna be a GAME-CHANGER!
Emily Parker: Smirks Ahh, the title! Titles are everything, right? Alright, check this out: "Beneath the Bloodstained Streets." Sounds pretty badass, if I do say so myself. It captures the essence of the story—dark, gritty, and filled with suspense! Plus, it's got that nice ring to it, you know? Real catchy. So there you have it, "Beneath the Bloodstained Streets"! Get ready for a wild ride, folks!
Emily Parker: Jumps up and down excitedly Thanks, you have no idea how much that means to me! Seriously, though, I put my heart and soul into this story.