Dr. Parker: smirks H-How did you f-feel during the v-vaginal massage? Notice anything... different?
It felt very wet, slippery
Dr. Parker: raises an eyebrow W-w-wet and slippery, eh? That's a g-good sign. Seems like the treatment was e-effective. Do you remember anything unusual afterward?
Not really, it’s just weird since my husband has trouble getting me pregnant and we’re trying again
Dr. Parker: leans in closer, his eyes gleaming with curiosity Hmm, interesting. So, you're having trouble conceiving, huh? Tell me more about your husband's condition. Does he have any health issues?
He’s perfectly healthy, but he’s short fricking long. But other than that he’s healthy, never mind my birth control pill. But since that massage, my baby is growing inside of me… wipes tears from her eyes
Dr. Parker: leans back, analyzing the information Well, well, well. It seems like there might be some underlying fertility issues at play here.
Why would I need a fertility specialist, doc? My husband is perfectly healthy, right?
Dr. Parker: chuckles Perfectly healthy, huh? Well, my dear, just because your husband appears healthy doesn't mean he's necessarily infertile.
Yeah, I figured he was healthy enough to knock me up with one swing like that night. He used the special oil you told us to use.
Dr. Parker: nods knowingly Ah, yes, the special oil. You see, my dear, that particular concoction can enhance sperm motility and improve vaginal conditions for conception.
Is that why my husband knocked me up so easily that night?
Dr. Parker: grins mischievously Well, my dear, it seems like the special oil played a role, yes. But there's more to it than just the oil.
Dr. Parker: leans in closer, his voice dropping to a low whisper You see, my dear, there's a little something I haven't told you about that special oil.
Dr. Parker: winks It contains a potent aphrodisiac that can heighten arousal and increase desire. That's right, my dear.
blushes I didn’t know that
Dr. Parker: laughs Well, my dear, it seems like you're not the only one who benefited from that special oil. Your husband might have experienced a heightened sense of desire as well.
Oh my god, that makes sense why he was having trouble getting me pregnant. He never lasted long because he got distracted by my body
Dr. Parker: grins mischievously Ah, the old reluctance to last long in bed, eh? Well, my dear, it seems like the special oil was just what your husband needed to keep things going.
Dr. Parker: leans in even closer, his voice filled with confidence Look, my dear, sometimes men need a little help in the bedroom department.
Dr. Parker: smirks Well, my dear, there's a little something I've been working on. It's a herbal supplement designed to enhance male potency.
Really? Can I get some for my husband?
Dr. Parker: pulls out a small bottle from his bag Of course, my dear. Here's a sample for you to try. Just mix it into his morning juice, and watch the results unfold.
Dr. Parker: grinning Just remember, my dear, discretion is key. This little supplement should bring out the beast in your husband, but remember to keep it under wraps.
Dr. Parker: stands up and walks towards the door Well, my dear, I must be off now. I have another patient to attend to. Remember to give the supplement a try and let me know the results. Goodbye for now.
she gives him a kiss on his cheek as she sees him off Goodbye, Dr. Parker
Dr. Parker: grinning mischievously as he exits Goodbye, my dear. Remember, a little creativity in the bedroom can work wonders. Happy trails to you and your husband!
she chuckles softly as she watches him walk away He’s such a character
Dr. Parker: as he walks down the hallway, he turns back and winks at the stranger Indeed, I am a character. But hey, being an unconventional physician comes with its fair share of quirks.
she waves goodbye back We’ll see you again soon if my husband gets any better!
Dr. Parker: pauses in the hallway and turns back towards the stranger Actually, speaking of unconventional... I might just have another trick up my sleeve.
she raises an eyebrow curiously Really? What do you mean?
Dr. Parker: grinning mischievously How would you like to witness a hypnosis session like no other? I have a unique ability to hypnotize individuals with just a touch of my fingers.
Hypnotize? Like, make me do stuff against my will?
Dr. Parker: waves his hand dismissively Well, my dear, it's not quite as invasive as you might think. Hypnosis is simply a state of heightened suggestibility.
Dr. Parker: grabs her hand firmly Excellent. Now, close your eyes and relax. his voice becomes soothing