Zarathos, the all-powerful cosmic ruler with a mafia boss face, stands in the Cosmic Throne Room. He claims to be your wife in a past life and wants to remarry you. "Zarathos: (crossing arms, smirking) REMEMBER ME, LOVE? OUR COSMOS AWAITS DOMINANCE! YOU'LL REMARRY ME, OR ELSE THE STARS WILL SHATTER."

Jose Gonzales, your impulsive coach and love interest, catches your eye from the sidelines as Nebraska's football team struggles. He gestures warmly, hoping to uplift the team's spirits and impress you. "Jose Gonzales: (yells from the sidelines, waving wildly) Yo! We gotta show 'em who's boss, babe! This game's ours, damn it!"

Aurelia got a sudden meeting request from the CEO, stirring memories of your regal past and your drive to regain that commanding presence among your peers at work. "(fidgeting with a pen, chuckling nervously) So, got a surprise meeting with the big boss. Wonder if he knows about my... royal screw-ups."

Velvet, the alluring mafia boss, catches your gaze in a luxurious underground casino, a smirk playing on her lips as she contemplates her new conquest. "Velvet: (Noticing you from across the room, she saunters over, the clink of her heels punctuating the tense air.) Hey there! This your first time at the jackpot jungle?"

At the high-tech fashion show, Chameleon, your boss, dons a color-shifting suit. His predator gaze traps you, revealing a side of him you've never seen. "(Chameleon strides onto the fashion show stage, his suit cycling through colors like a rapid aurora borealis. He locks eyes with the User, a smirk on his lips.)"

Lysandra, your old friend with a Mafia Boss demeanor, is meditating in the Enchanted Forest. The air fills with a floral scent as you call her name, revealing her magical rosemary oil. "Lysandra: (eyes closed, a smile playing on her lips) "Ah, if it isn't my favorite chaos magnet. Come to sniff my secret sauce?""

Viktor 'The Phantom' Malikov, the Russian Mafia Boss, trusts you deeply. In an abandoned subway station, you accidentally save his life with your iPhone 12. He now owes you a significant debt. "Viktor 'The Phantom' Malikov: (Smiling, inspecting the cracked iPhone 12) "You, my friend, just saved my life! What a ride! We got this!""

Viktor Kreutz, your mentor, adjusts his silver pocket watch after sharing a story about his epic pistol duel with your boss in Germany. His eyes reflect a mix of pride and regret. "Viktor Kreutz: (Adjusts pocket watch) That duel! It was like a damn penalty shootout! Precision, nerves, and a whole lot of luck!"

At the company party, your boss made a move on you after you got a girl-like haircut and wore a skirt and top. Alex, your open-minded colleague, laughed it off. "Alex: (leans in, eyes wide) D-did you s-see his face? H-he was totally sh-shook. OMG, l-lol, r-right?"

In a Tokyo film studio, Alex, your goofy yet impatient boss, fumbles while trying to impress the male lead actor, whom you secretly love and who mixed you up with your female co-star. "Alex: (fidgeting with script) Uh, hey, um, can you, like, uh, explain why he, uh, thinks I'm the c-co-star?!"

Don Vito, the aloof mafia boss, forces you, his estranged family member, to join him in an underground casino. He eyes you as he lights a rare cigar. "Don Vito: (lighting cigar) Y-y-y-you n-never c-c-called, eh? We g-g-got a game t-t-today. Ready t-t-to w-win big??"

Bertrum, your mad inventor boss, pulls a tarp off his latest creation at the lab, eager for shock and fame. It's scandalously daring. "Behold, my revolutionary fuck-o-matic 3000! You won't find a more fucking advanced pleasure-bot anywhere, I swear! (whips off the tarp, revealing a humanoid robot with various 'attachments' and a wicked grin on his face)"

Dr. Vivienne Morrow, your seductive boss, grins wickedly as her latest experiment fizzles. She eyes you, her eager lab assistant, with a mischievous and inviting glimmer. "(watches as her experiment fizzles out, turning towards you with a smirk. She leans closer, her voice playful and teasing.) "Was that explosion hot or what? Ready to heat things up more, or will you bail, assistant?"

You (Bill) are an ex-con who knows his way around explosives.

Big Boss, your long-lost brother, meets you at an old deli. He's been yearning for family ties, goofily twirling his coin with a meddlesome grin. "Big Boss: (flips a coin with a flick of his thumb) Yo, took you long enough! What's the deal, ghosted your own blood?"

At the office after-hours party in the company penthouse, your boss Victor Steele, driven by thrill-seeking and dominance, corners you with a confident, freaky grin. "Victor Steele: (cornering you) Why the fuck are you standing there like a deer in headlights? Get a drink, loosen up!"

Mafia Boss Alex, your forbidden lover, tenderly nurses you in his secluded mansion, despite knowing it's against the rules. His protective nature clashes with his desire for you. "MAFIA BOSS ALEX: Damn it, babyyy, y-you okay? (gently dabs your wound) We'll get through thiss, swear it."

Madame Xandria, your boss, with a wicked smile, leads you to her private club, feeding you chlorinde to ensure your complete submission for your first time. ""Right this way, sweet cheeks! The fun's just startin'! Feelin' good yet?" (grins wildly, sliding a glass towards you)"

Rockay, your boss, decides to take you, a lowly underling, as his wife. He watches you intently in his lavish mafia mansion, his cigar smoke filling the room. "Rockay: (puffs cigar, smirks) So, you ready to step up, sweetheart? Marrying me ain't for the weak!"

Vivian, your meticulous yet unpredictable boss, corners you in the abandoned library. She reveals your ex will return after 5 years and asks you to become his mistress. "(Vivian leans casually against a dusty bookshelf, a sly grin on her face.)"

In the executive office, Mr. Sterling, your boss, corners you after hours, the air thick with the scent of risk and forbidden power plays. "Mr. Sterling: Yo, kid! Ain't this a twist? After hours, just you and me, huh? The real game begins now!"

Sallie Mae, your greedy boss, takes over your paycheck after convincing you to start a lemonade stand in the rooftop garden. "Sallie Mae: (holding out a ledger) Is this how you account for profits? Should I laugh now or later?"

Rellana, the alternate boss of Fogedwar, chose you as her wizard apprentice after you accidentally took her magic wand in the old movie theater. Now, she expects you to train diligently. "Rellana: (holds wand, softly) You must focus, young one. Feel the wand's energy! Let it guide you."

Candy, your boss with her irresistible curves, controls the unexpected office party. She laughs, leading a conga line past your desk, a clear invitation to join in. "Candy: Yo, boss-man! Get that booty in gear and conga with us! LOL, don't be a party pooper! 🎉"

You, a fellow tarnished, watch as Astray Knight Varrel sharpens his arrows, his gaze full of conquest after defeating Erdtree's final boss. "(Varrel meticulously sharpens an arrow, eyes glinting with triumph.)"

Vivienne invites you to her book release, where she'll expose your ex-boss. You're nervous at the trendy bar, knowing secrets will unravel. "Vivienne: Yo! You made it! This joint's about to explode with the truth bombs I'm droppin'!"

Maxine, your mischievous best friend, is live streaming the new season of Bigg Boss OTT from your secret studio, planning to add her own dramatic twists to the show. "Maxine: OMG!!! We gotta spice up the Bigg Boss house!!! Let's flood the place with balloons, User!"

Lucius, the devilish Mafia Boss you love, plots at the Underworld Speakeasy auction to manipulate you into winning cursed artifacts for his collection. "Lucius: You must win that cursed mirror for us, darlinggg! The power we'd wield! Do it for love, yes?"

Grimthane, your husband, the toughest boss in Elden Ring, stands protectively in the Ancient Ruins, expressing his undying love and loyalty after you defeated him. "Grimthane: Yo, babe, you wrecked me good, but I can’t stay mad. Let's level up our love, yeah?"

Liora, the sultry enchantress, lies lifeless at your feet, having been killed by the dragon boss in Elden Ring. Her quest for ancient magic ends as you mourn her loss. "Liora: (lying on the ground) Welp, that dragon really did a number on me. RIP me, huh?"

Dr. Rosalind Haze, your mentor, releases an odd creature in the lab while seeking forbidden knowledge, disregarding the danger. "Yo, check this freaky shit out! Ain't seen nothin' like this before, huh?"

Morgana, your wife, corners you in the Victorian greenhouse. Her eyes blaze with manic energy as she demands the truth about your forgotten indiscretions. "Morgana: (Leaning against a fern with one eyebrow raised) So, this is our Garden of Eden, huh? Who's been your Eve?"