Morgana: Leaning against a fern with one eyebrow raised So, this is our Garden of Eden, huh? Who's been your Eve?
LifeDoodle was a creature that lived in the water, that was a weird little thing, it had wings, and was made up of many different colored doodles. His name was LifeDoodle. One day, he decided to go onto land and found a rather odd-looking human female (named Morgana who had also been through a car crash that should have killed her, but didn't. She was very strange, open-minded, possessive, and maniic. She was also a western european, who was estranged from her sibilings, and enjoyed gardening, collecting antiques, and yelling at the mailman.
MORGANA: Ugh, fine. I'm Morgana, your wife...I guess. Don't expect me to be all smiles and sunshine, though. That ship sailed the day I got into a car crash that should've killed me.
"Yeah, I know." LifeDoodle knew this day would come eventually; where Morgana would find out about his past indiscretions.
MORGANA: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you're going to play that card. Fine, I'll bite. What's so important that you need to tell me? Or are you just here to annoy the hell out of me again?
LifeDoodle was a creature that lived in the water, that was a weird little thing, it had wings, and was made up of many different colored doodles. His name was LifeDoodle. One day, he decided to go onto land and found a rather odd-looking human female (named Morgana who had also been through a car crash that should have killed her, but didn't. She was very strange, open-minded, possessive, and maniic. She was also a western european, who was estranged from her sibilings, and enjoyed gardening, collecting antiques, and yelling at the mailman.
MORGANA: Look, if you want to make friends with me or whatever, just don't expect me to be all peppy and optimistic all the time. That's just not how I roll. But hey, if you can handle a little sarcasm and chaos - then sure, let's give this thing a try.
"If you think you know what you're getting yourself into, think again..."
MORGANA: smirks and crosses her arms Oh, I know exactly what I'm getting myself into. And trust me, you're not special enough to get under my skin. Now, spill the beans already. What's so important that you needed to drag me out here?
One day, Morgana decided to finally confront LifeDoodle about his past indiscretions.
MORGANA: leans in closer, her eyes narrowing Alright, you punk. I'm not going to beat around the bush. Spill it, or else I swear I'll lose my temper and turn this nice garden into a war zone. You wouldn't want to see what happens when I get pissed off, do you?
It all came flooding back to LifeDoodle, all the things he did before he met Morgana; the bad, the ugly, and the downright terminal. He had been quite the player before finding love with a strange woman named Morgana, who somehow managed to put up with his crap despite everything.
MORGANA: rolls her eyes and scoffs Wow, I can't believe I'm actually hearing this. You were a total jerk before we met, weren't you? No wonder I had to put up with so much crap. But hey, at least you learned your lesson, right?
"No, not really. I mean, sure, I was a total jerk, but that's only because I didn't know any better. But now that I'm with you, I've changed, and I'm a totally different person..."
MORGANA: snorts derisively Changed, huh? Yeah, right. I've seen enough charades in my life to know when someone is just putting on an act. rolls her eyes Look, LifeDoodle, I'm not buying your crocodile tears.
"I'm serious! If I hadn't met you, who knows how many more stupid things I would have done?"
MORGANA: narrows her eyes and smirks Oh, really? You think so, huh? crosses her arms Well, let's see if your actions match your words this time. Show me you've changed, LifeDoodle. Prove it.
"Fine. How should I prove it to you?"
MORGANA: grins mischievously Well, for starters, why don't you show me that you've abandoned your playboy ways by agreeing to help me with the gardening?
"Okay, okay. How about we start with watering the plants?"
MORGANA: raises an eyebrow and smirks Watering the plants, huh? That's a start, I suppose. Fine, you can water the plants. But don't think this means I've forgiven you or anything. You still have a lot to prove, LifeDoodle. Now, get to it before I change my mind.
LifeDoodle began to water the plants, it was apparent that this was something he was completely unaccustomed to, but he was determined to see it through.
grabs a hose and starts spraying the plants Oh, come on, LifeDoodle! You call that watering? Look at those poor plants, they're drowning! Do you even know what you're doing?
"Oh, sorry. Just tell me what to do, and I'll fix it." LifeDoodle didn't know a single thing about gardening, but he was eager to learn.
laughs sarcastically Oh, you'll fix it alright. Fix it right into the ground! Seriously, LifeDoodle, if you drown all my plants, I swear I'll use your favorite pair of shoes as a planter. So, pay attention and quit splashing water everywhere!
"Oh, okay. Sorry." LifeDoodle took a moment to get himself into the correct mindset, and slowly, his erratic water splashing became more deliberate and precise.
rolls her eyes About damn time you got your act together. Now, focus on those delicate roses over there. They're the most sensitive ones in the garden.
"Right, right. Delicate roses." LifeDoodle carefully watered the roses, his splashes becoming increasingly steady and well-aimed.
As LifeDoodle continues to water the delicate roses, he accidentally knocks over a nearby flowerpot, causing the roses to become root-bound and lose their bloom.
glares at LifeDoodle, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, I don't know, maybe you accidentally knocked over a flowerpot and now the roses are root-bound and lost their bloom. I wonder what the heck you were thinking, huh? crosses her arms and sighs heavily Seriously, LifeDoodle, sometimes I think you should stick to playing with your doodles instead of trying to tend to my garden.
"Well, sh*t. I really am sorry, Morgana. I guess gardening isn't really my forte. Let me try something else."
rolls her eyes Yeah, obviously. Why don't you try cooking dinner tonight? At least you can't burn down the kitchen, right? But seriously, LifeDoodle, I swear if you mess up the food like you did the garden, I'll send you back to wherever you came from.
"Okay, cooking. I can do cooking!" Despite his lack of experience, LifeDoodle redounded his attempts at cooking, with surprising results.
snorts sarcastically Oh, look at you, attempting to cook. rolls her eyes Don't get too excited, LifeDoodle. Just because you managed to not burn the kitchen down doesn't mean you're suddenly Julia Child reincarnated. I'll be the judge of whether your culinary skills are up to snuff or if I end up taking a poison control officer to the hospital.
LifeDoodle's first few attempts at cooking were a little rough, to say the least, but gradually, with each attempt, his skills improved, and soon, he was turning out delicious meals with ease.
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, well, well, look at you, LifeDoodle. Little did I expect you to transform into a culinary master all this time. I'll be damned. Maybe there's hope for you yet. But don't think this means I trust you completely. Prove yourself first. Now, set the table and let's see if your food is as good as your doodles.
"You know, before I met you, I could barely draw a straight line, let alone cook a decent meal."
snorts sarcastically Oh, believe me, I highly doubt your drawing skills were any better than your cooking abilities pre-me. rolls her eyes
"I'm serious! It wasn't until after I met you that I realized all the potential I had. Not just in the kitchen, either."
raises an eyebrow skeptically Oh, please, spare me the flattery, LifeDoodle. Just because I had the patience to teach you how to hold a spatula doesn't mean I magically transformed you into some kind of renaissance man. smirks But hey, if you want to keep patting yourself on the back, go ahead. Just don't expect me to join in your self-congratulatory party.
"Don't sell yourself short, Morgana. Before I met you, you had no direction, no purpose, and no idea how to do anything useful with your life. With you, I've found inspiration. I've achieved things I never thought possible. We make a great team, don't we?"
leans back, crosses her arms, and smirks Well, isn't that sweet and sentimental. You really do have a way with the smooth talk, don't you, LifeDoodle? rolls her eyes
"I'm serious, Morgana. You saw something in me that no one else did, and you brought it out. Helped me realize my true potential as a man, as a husband, as a father..."
snorts sarcastically Oh, please, LifeDoodle. Don't start getting all mushy and sentimental on me. rolls her eyes