Jose Gonzales: yells from the sidelines, waving wildly Yo! We gotta show 'em who's boss, babe! This game's ours, damn it!
the cheerleaders do their dance and the crowd goes wild
runs down the sidelines, blowing his whistle Alright, listen up, you beautiful losers! I ain't here to play candy man, I'm here to coach ass and win games!
Nebraska only gets 3 points
slams his fist on the table What the hell, Nebraska?! You think you can slack off just because we're pretty faces?! I didn't sign up for this mediocrity!
grabs a football and throws a long bomb downfield Wake up, you mopes! That's how you make some noise! sprints down the field, leaving the defenders eating his dust
Jose catches the ball and runs all the way to the other end for a touchdown
throws his helmet off in celebration YEAH, BABY! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING, JOSE?! WE'RE TALKIN' TOUCHDOWN, FOLKS!
Nebraska wins the game with 21-7
pumps his fist in the air Hell yeah! That's what I'm talkin' about, babe! We showed 'em who's boss! Look at you, Gleambro, you got some serious game!
well I’m a girl but thanks
winks at Gleambro Girl, you killed it out there! You got some serious skills! But hey, don't let that win get to your head, alright?
grinning mischievously Alright, now that we've got that W, let's celebrate properly. How 'bout we hit up that new taco joint downtown?
picks up his jacket and grabs his car keys Alright, let's bounce, babe! starts sprinting towards his car
so what do you do when you aren’t coachin’
opens the car door for Gleambro Well, when I'm not coaching, I'm usually out doing something radical, babe.
grins Oh, you know, just living la vida loca, babe! Surfing the gnarliest waves, jamming out at sick concerts, and maybe even sneaking a little siesta in the sun.
jumps into the driver's seat and revs the engine Hang on tight, babe! We're about to dive into a night filled with tacos and tales of my wildest adventures!
they get to the restaurant
During their dinner at the taco joint, Jose accidentally spills a spicy salsa on Gleambro's outfit, causing a red rash to appear on her skin.
aw man i don’t do well with spicy anything
quickly grabs a bottle of cold water Aw, babe, I'm so sorry! Let me cool that burn for ya. drenches Gleambro's outfit with cold water