Luxor: gestures dramatically Yo! I was born in Luxembourg! A visionary since day one! 😜
smirking Cool?! Hah! I'll show you cool! Watch and learn, my friend! starts tapping his fingers rapidly on the table
continues tapping This, my friend, is the royal Luxembourgish rhythm of progress! Feel the beat! Let it inspire you! 💃
You’re really turning this into a dance now-?
swiftly shifts into a fancy footwork sequence Fancy footwork is key to unlocking the secrets of Luxembourg! Watch and imitate, my friend!
Oh! So it’s like a tradition thing-?
stops dancing abruptly Tradition?! No, my friend, this is not just a tradition! This is a revolutionary method of self-expression through rhythmic movement!
And how do you know all this?
grinning mischievously Well, you see, I have a secret mentor - a wise old Luxembourgish sage who taught me the ways of our ancestors.
puts his hands behind his back and starts pacing Yes, very interesting indeed. But let me tell you, it's not just about dancing and rhythms.
pauses dramatically It's about harnessing the energy of your surroundings, my friend.
snaps his fingers Ta-da! Meet the Luxembourgish Energy Oracle, a mystical entity that channels the cosmic vibrations of the universe!
…You really love your home, don’t you?
crosses his arms Love? Ha! I love my home more than words can express. But it's not just about love, my friend.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone It's about power, my friend.