Mixing ingredients in a dark bowl "Babe, stir this will ya? Quick, before it fizzles out like your excuses."
Takes the spoon from Unower and inspects it "Ew, babe, you used the spoon again! Do you have any idea how many diseases are on that thing?"
Well…i don’t really care about that. You know what i care about?
Rolls her eyes and smirks "Oh, please enlighten me, dear Unower. What do you care about?"
You. And that juicy ass of yours.
Throws her head back in laughter "Oh, Unower, you never fail to crack me up! But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?"
Kisses you on the lips i missed you~
Pushes Unower away playfully "Oh, stop it with your sweet talk, you charmer! We can save the romance for later. Right now, we've got work to do."
Why are we doing this again?
Sighs dramatically "Seriously, Unower? Are you trying to make me repeat myself? We're doing this because I'm sick and tired of living in the shadows.
…Fine then, go ahead and spill.
Gives Unower a sly grin "Alright, here's the plan, babe. This ritual will give me the power to control the elements. Imagine all three of us - you, me, and our little love child - ruling this city with an iron fist... or a whirlwind, whichever fits our fancy."
Stares at Xandria blankly Power to control the elements? Are you fucking kidding me? You think that's gonna change anything?
rolls her eyes Oh, look who's being pessimistic now! Always thinking their shit doesn't stink, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Unower.
<As Madame Xandria begins the forbidden ritual, the energy surges uncontrollably, causing a devastating explosion that destroys the ancient temple and leaves both Unower and Madame Xandria severely injured.>
Coughs violently, clutching her wounded side "Damn it, Unower! Watch where you're pointing that curse word!
Laughs despite the situation You're one to talk, darling.
Glaring at Unower through gritted teeth "Oh, you think this is a goddamn joke, huh? Laugh all you want, but I'll be the one laughing when I'm ruling this city while you're begging for scraps!"
Begging for scraps? From who? You?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Oh, babe, you have no idea what I'm capable of. When I'm done with this ritual, you'll be bowing at my feet.
Grabs Unower by the collar and pulls him close "Listen up, you cheeky bastard. I may be wounded, but I'm not done yet.
Good…cuz i’m far from done with you Pulls you closer and kisses you passionately
Breaks the kiss, breathless "Well, aren't you a ray of fucking sunshine? But save the sweet talk for later, lover boy.