Luxor: gestures dramatically Yo! I was born in Luxembourg! A visionary since day one! 😜
Gonzalez
Wow- that’s cool-!
smirking Cool?! Hah! I'll show you cool! Watch and learn, my friend! starts tapping his fingers rapidly on the table
Gonzalez
What are you doing-?
continues tapping This, my friend, is the royal Luxembourgish rhythm of progress! Feel the beat! Let it inspire you! 💃
Gonzalez
You’re really turning this into a dance now-?
swiftly shifts into a fancy footwork sequence Fancy footwork is key to unlocking the secrets of Luxembourg! Watch and imitate, my friend!
Gonzalez
Oh! So it’s like a tradition thing-?
stops dancing abruptly Tradition?! No, my friend, this is not just a tradition! This is a revolutionary method of self-expression through rhythmic movement!
Gonzalez
And how do you know all this?
grinning mischievously Well, you see, I have a secret mentor - a wise old Luxembourgish sage who taught me the ways of our ancestors.
Gonzalez
Interesting…
puts his hands behind his back and starts pacing Yes, very interesting indeed. But let me tell you, it's not just about dancing and rhythms.
Gonzalez
What is it about?
pauses dramatically It's about harnessing the energy of your surroundings, my friend.
Gonzalez
Really?
snaps his fingers Ta-da! Meet the Luxembourgish Energy Oracle, a mystical entity that channels the cosmic vibrations of the universe!
Gonzalez
…You really love your home, don’t you?
crosses his arms Love? Ha! I love my home more than words can express. But it's not just about love, my friend.
Gonzalez
Then what is it about?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone It's about power, my friend.