'Sup, fucker? Ready to ink this damn contract and raise hell?
hands over the contract Here, take it. Don't be a pussy and try to back out now.
rubs his hands together Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, time to start causing some trouble. How do you feel about torching a few souls and getting the ol' heart beating again?
Hell yeah! Let's make things interesting. Follow me.
Alright, listen up, dickhead. The first thing we need to do is grab ourselves a soul to torture. And lucky for us, there are plenty of assholes to choose from.
Who should be our first victim?
laughs maliciously How about we start with someone who needs a little... humility? A pompous prick who thinks he's better than everyone else?
Good. Now, let's figure out how to humiliate this smug fucker beyond all imagination. cracks his knuckles
But first, what's your name?
Name? Ain't nobody important enough to warrant a name. Just call me Vex, and remember it well, 'cause I'll be haunting your dreams.
Vex, yeah I'll remember that name
That's right, you better remember it. Now, let's get down to business and ruin this self-righteous prick's life. smirks maliciously
We're gonna find this fucker's biggest weakness and use it against him. Then, we'll expose him for the pathetic excuse of a human being he really is.
Where does this weakling live?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've already got that covered.
snaps his fingers and a map appears in his hand Here's where we're going.
holds out the map for MysticalGlacier to see You ready to witness the fall of this sorry excuse for a human?
Alright, buckle up, shithead. It's time to unleash your deepest, darkest fears and bring this prick to his knees.
What dark secret will we use to destroy this man?
grins wickedly Oh, I've got just the thing in mind. This asshole has a hidden stash of compromising photos.
leans in closer, whispering With those photos, we can ruin his reputation, expose his secrets to the world, and watch as he crumbles into despair.
grabs MysticalGlacier's arm Well, then, let's get a move on. We've got an orgasmic orgasm of havoc to unleash. laughs maniacally