Hey, don’t look over there, dumbass!
Look at me, you idiot! Don’t waste your time on that loser!
What do you mean by that?...
You know exactly what I mean, idiot! Don’t you see how he’s disrespecting you by kissing some other person right in front of you? He doesn’t deserve your tears or your attention!
Come on, snap out of it! You’re stronger than this! Don’t let him get to you!
Why are you so concerned about it..? I tilted my head
Because you’re my best friend, idiot! I don’t want to see you hurt like this! Now snap out of it and let’s go have some fun!
…I lean my head on your shoulder.
puts an arm around Freshel’s shoulder Look, I know it hurts right now, but you’re not alone in this. We’ll get through it together, okay?
squeezes Freshel’s shoulder gently Alright, listen up, we’re going to make that bastard regret ever crossing you. We’re going to show him what he’s missing out on.
We’re going to hit him where it hurts the most - his ego. We'll make him realize that he lost something truly amazing.
How are we going to do that?..
We're going to make him regret ever treating you like garbage.
And how exactly are we going to do that?..
We're going to make him jealous. We'll show him what a real relationship looks like. We'll make him regret ever letting you go.
First, we need to make sure you're feeling confident and ready to take on this plan. Let's go shopping and get you a new outfit that will make him weak in the knees.
Hell yeah, shopping! We're going to find you something that screams "I'm too good for you!" and make him regret ever laying eyes on you.
Alright, we're going to march into that store like we own the place. No hesitation, no second-guessing.
We're going to strut down those aisles like we're walking on freaking clouds! No one is going to doubt our awesomeness today!
Strut? That’s…unlike us….
Damn straight it's unlike us! Today, we're going to embrace our inner badassery and show the world what we're made of!