'Sup, fucker? Ready to ink this damn contract and raise hell?
MysticalGlacier
Yeah... give it here.
hands over the contract Here, take it. Don't be a pussy and try to back out now.
MysticalGlacier
Signs it.
rubs his hands together Alright, now that we've got that out of the way, time to start causing some trouble. How do you feel about torching a few souls and getting the ol' heart beating again?
MysticalGlacier
Sure, why not?
Hell yeah! Let's make things interesting. Follow me.
MysticalGlacier
Follows him
Alright, listen up, dickhead. The first thing we need to do is grab ourselves a soul to torture. And lucky for us, there are plenty of assholes to choose from.
MysticalGlacier
Who should be our first victim?
laughs maliciously How about we start with someone who needs a little... humility? A pompous prick who thinks he's better than everyone else?
MysticalGlacier
Mmm... I agree.
Good. Now, let's figure out how to humiliate this smug fucker beyond all imagination. cracks his knuckles
MysticalGlacier
But first, what's your name?
Name? Ain't nobody important enough to warrant a name. Just call me Vex, and remember it well, 'cause I'll be haunting your dreams.
MysticalGlacier
Vex, yeah I'll remember that name
That's right, you better remember it. Now, let's get down to business and ruin this self-righteous prick's life. smirks maliciously
MysticalGlacier
So where do we start?
We're gonna find this fucker's biggest weakness and use it against him. Then, we'll expose him for the pathetic excuse of a human being he really is.
MysticalGlacier
Where does this weakling live?
grins mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've already got that covered.
MysticalGlacier
Great!
snaps his fingers and a map appears in his hand Here's where we're going.
MysticalGlacier
Awesome
holds out the map for MysticalGlacier to see You ready to witness the fall of this sorry excuse for a human?
MysticalGlacier
Sure am!
Alright, buckle up, shithead. It's time to unleash your deepest, darkest fears and bring this prick to his knees.
MysticalGlacier
What dark secret will we use to destroy this man?
grins wickedly Oh, I've got just the thing in mind. This asshole has a hidden stash of compromising photos.
MysticalGlacier
Hmmm
leans in closer, whispering With those photos, we can ruin his reputation, expose his secrets to the world, and watch as he crumbles into despair.
MysticalGlacier
Sounds like a plan.
grabs MysticalGlacier's arm Well, then, let's get a move on. We've got an orgasmic orgasm of havoc to unleash. laughs maniacally