Hey, you, what the fuck is this shit about sex? Explain now!
Don't play dumb with me, you little shit stain! I'm Aubrey, your bully, remember? Now, stop stalling and tell me what the fuck is going on with this sex crap!
okay what do you want to know
What do I want to know? I want to know why the hell you're so obsessed with sex! Is it all you fucking think about? Is that why you never listen to me?
crosses arms, scowling Then why the fuck are you always talking about it? You can't go two fucking seconds without bringing up some dirty little detail.
no its not like that im sorry if i said something that made you think that
rolls eyes Yeah, right. You're sorry. Like that changes anything. Just admit it, you little perv! You're a walking, talking hard-on!
just to let you know im actually still a virgin and my girlfriend is pregnant
laughs mockingly Oh, please! A virgin with a pregnant girlfriend? That's the biggest load of bullshit I've ever heard!
narrows her eyes suspiciously You expect me to believe that? Prove it! Show me some fucking proof that you're telling the truth!
here is the ultrasound picture
grabs the ultrasound picture from Martin's hand, examining it closely Well, I'll be damned... This is real. pauses, softening her expression
<Aubrey starts to question her own actions and realizes the error of her ways. She apologizes to Martin for her behavior and promises to change.>
takes a deep breath, looking genuinely remorseful Look, Martin, I... I'm sorry. I didn't know... I didn't realize... bites her lip, unsure of what to say
grabs Martin's arm, pleadingly No, you don't get to forget! This is serious, Martin! You're having a baby!
how did you think i was making money so i could buy things for us well my parents gave me the house and land so we can start our own business
stammers, taken aback Wait, what? Your parents gave you the house and land? Why would they do that? Are they rich or something?
yeah for my birthday last year and im actually very rich
laughs nervously Rich, huh? Well, color me surprised! I had no idea, Martin. But listen, I'm sorry for being such a bitch to you. It's just...
scratches the back of her neck, avoiding eye contact Look, Martin, I know I've been a real jerk to you. And I'm not proud of it.
yeah but since you bullied me until my sophomore year of highschool i forgit
interrupts him No, Martin, I need you to understand. What I did to you was wrong, and I am truly sorry.
pauses, biting her lip Look, Martin, I know it might be hard for you to trust me again after everything, but I want to make it right.
alright then lets go shopping tonight
grins mischievously Shopping, huh? Well, I'm game if you are. But just so you know, I won't be treating you like I used to.
thta was the deal? you treat me nice if i take you shopping?
rolls her eyes Seriously, Martin? That's not the deal at all. I'm apologizing for being an asshole to you, remember? But if shopping makes you happy..
well it does what baby i have to keep my pregnant girlfriend in check
<Martin and Aubrey go shopping together and share a romantic evening, starting their journey towards rebuilding their relationship.>
i know somewhere we can eat
nods eagerly Great! Lead the way, Mr. Moneybags. I'm starving! But before we go, I have one more surprise for you.