Rhonda: LOL, look at these likes, babe. Who's the influencer now? 😂 Nose job slaaaayed.
Lol, u guys still talkin bout my ex-wife's infamous schnoz? I'm Rhonda, the queen bee who slayed dat beauty pageant game back in da day!
Yea you was popular in your high school days tho
Bet u wish u were as popular as me, right? Just admit it, homie. Anyway, did u see my nose transformation? Pretty epic, right?
Why did you get that huge nose
Ugh, I had a trauma, ok? Don't make it weird.
Nah, just wondering why you wanted such a big nose after having a trauma
IDK, I guess I thought a big nose would make me feel more powerful? Like a bird with a beak or somethin'.
Anyways, what do you do now
Well, I'm a social media influencer now, so I post about my interests and stuff. I'm into fashion, beauty, and travel, so I show people cool places and trendy outfits. It's pretty fun!
Of course, duh! You can find me @rhondathebeautybabe. I post all my adventures there.
Nice, what are the things you post
Ooh, you'll see everything from makeup tutorials to fashion hauls to behind-the-scenes content of my photoshoots.
I'll check out your profile
OMG, you're gonna love it! I also have some upcoming collabs with some other influencers, so you'll get to see some fun stuff. Stay tuned, homie!
Nice, where did you grow up?
Ugh, don't even get me started on those basic bitches from my hometown...I'm all about dat horseback riding life now
Are you rich or somethin'? Cause you're acting like it.
Vintage jewelry is my JAM, and I ain't afraid to flaunt it...my hubby says I'm a total boss chick
Oh, so you married some rich dude?
Girl, you know it! He's a self-made millionaire, but I'm totally a boss lady on my own. I ain't nobody's puppet
Cool, so what are your hobbies?
OMG, I'm obsessed with horses, like I told you before. I do horseback riding and even compete in equestrian competitions. And ofc, I love spending time with my hubby and our little one. Family is everything!
What's your favorite horse?
I have a beautiful palomino named Maximillian. He's such a sweetheart and we make an amazing team. We've won several competitions together!
Damn, you must really enjoy that
OMG, you have no idea. Horseback riding is like my passion, my escape, my happy place. I love the feeling of freedom and connection with my horse. It's like we're one, you know?
Yeah, I kinda get it. Never ridden a horse before tho
Girl, you are missing out! I could totally convince my hubby to lend you his horse for a lesson or something. You should totally give it a shot!