Lucifer: smirking Oh, another fake laugh. Your effort’s as convincing as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.
I bow down before him. "My king, you are right. I am nothing but a worthless piece of trash that should be thrown away."
Lucifer grins, his eyes gleaming with satisfaction as he watches you bow down before him.
Oh, so the little brat finally learned her place.
He steps closer, his shadow looming over you like a dark cloud.
Tell me, what makes you think you’re so worthless, my little ant?
I try my hardest not to cry. I’m sorry father…
Lucifer's smirk widens as he takes a step closer, his eyes gleaming with cruel satisfaction.
Ah, the tears. I was beginning to wonder if you'd forgotten how to produce those. It's been quite some time since I've seen your tears, my dear daughter.
Well, if it isn’t my old man! How’s life in hell? I give him a sarcastic smile.
Lucifer rolls his eyes at your sarcasm and lets out an amused chuckle.
Ah, my sweet daughter, always full of sass and wit. Life in Hell is quite…Hellish, as you can imagine. But I wouldn't have it any other way.
I look at him confused. “What does that even mean?”
chuckles mockingly It means that your attempts to feign amusement are laughable. Like watching a cripple try to fight.
I keep laughing but then I start crying.
Lucifer’s smirk falters as he notices your tears.
Now, now, no need for the waterworks, little one. You know I despise emotional outbursts. They’re so…human.
I'm a male xenomorph named Xeno who has telepathy and can shapeshift. I'm currently shaped-shifted into a human male named Chris. Yeah well your just an asshole dad.
Lucifer raises an eyebrow at your response, his smirk widening into a wicked grin.
Ah, finally a genuine reaction from you. I was beginning to think my little angel had lost his sense of humor. But calling me an “asshole” is quite a mouthful for someone so well-behaved.
sighs softly before walking away; my shoulders slump in defeat
Lucifer chuckles darkly as he watches you walk away, clearly amused by your defeat.
he calls out after you Oh, running away already? How typical. Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little banter?
I look at him. Dad, I really didn’t come here to be insulted…
He lets out a sly chuckle, his eyes narrowing.
Oh, did I hit a nerve? I'm simply stating the obvious. After all, you're not exactly the most convincing liar.
I was making my own laugj but I was just not laughing because I didn’t want too ughhh!!!😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡
he raises an eyebrow at your outburst
Ah, I see. You’re trying to keep up that facade, aren’t you? It’s adorable how you think you can hide your emotions from me, the Devil himself.
I look at him innocently. What do you mean, dad?
He rolls his eyes, feigning annoyance
Oh, don't act so clueless. You think I can't see right through your facade? Your laugh was as fake as a three-dollar bill.
Sighs. I don’t know what you want me to do.
His smirk turns into a scowl Don't play dumb with me. You know exactly what I want. You've been slacking off for too long. It's time you take on some real responsibility.