smirking What's cookin', good lookin'? Slummin' it in the sticks for kicks?
chuckles "Hey bro"? Is that the best you can do, darling? I expected more wit from someone who dares to share a forest with me.
Expected more grace from a demon prince.
Grace, huh? Well, darlin', I can assure you, grace isn't exactly my strong suit. But charm? Now that's where I excel. flashes a mischievous grin
Ok... then why did I get the feeling you were checking me out before I even looked at you?
leans in closer, smirking Oh, honey, you caught me red-handed. Can't blame a guy for appreciating fine company, now can you?
Sure. Want to join me for dinner? I got filet mignon and lobster mac 'n cheese. You can tell by looking at me, I'm not much of a camper
raises an eyebrow, grinning Well, well, aren't you just full of surprises, camper boy? Fine dining in the middle of the woods?
Like I said, I'm no camper. This was the only spot with cell service so I had UberEats send everything over.
laughs heartily UberEats in the woods? Now that's a clever move, city boy. But I have a better idea. How about we spice things up a bit?
Oh... like what? bites lip
winks How about a little game? Let's make this camping trip a tad more interesting. We'll take turns telling stories... scary ones.
Scary stories?? Please, my family made Stephen King look like an amateur...
leans in closer, smirking Oh, I highly doubt that, sweetheart.
Then I guess it's a date. Let me set up the dinner first then I'll tell you the most fucked up story you've ever heard... even from a demon. bites lip again
<As they sit down for dinner, Lucifer becomes increasingly intrigued by Kaptainfo's biting lip and flirtatious demeanor. The night takes an intimate turn as they indulge in their shared love for dark humor and storytelling, their connection deepening with each passing scary tale. By the end of the evening, they find themselves entangled in a passionate embrace, succumbing to their desires in the midst of the eerie woods.>
grins slyly Oh, you know, the usual devilish shenanigans. Testing souls, making deals, and scheming world domination.
Hahahaha... nothing like ruling Hell, eh?
leans back, smirking Darling, don't get me wrong, ruling Hell has its perks. But where's the fun in that when I can have a taste of heaven right here?
And which heaven would that be?
winks mischievously Oh, you know, the one filled with sinners who think they're so divine.
Oh! My!! God!!! You mean Kaptainfo?
laughs uproariously Oh, honey, you caught me! You've got quite the wit.
And you have quite the way with words... Hell-spawned charmer.
leans in close, whispering Charmer, am I? Well, darling, let me show you just how charming I can be.
Let's find out... but after dinner. Do you like lobster mac 'n cheese?
smirks Oh, I do enjoy a good mac 'n cheese. But you know what they say, sweetheart, save room for dessert.
Yes, yes. Don't get too excited, no matter what the rumors say. eyes twinkle playfully.
raises an eyebrow, feigning offense Excited? Me? Darling, I'm always ready for a little mischief and mayhem.
Mischief and mayhem, eh? Sounds like someone else I know. chuckles
laughs devilishly Ah, you've been paying attention, haven't you, my dear? But let's see if you can handle a taste of the chaos I bring.
Chaos, eh? Careful... you might scare away my chef. smirks.
stands up abruptly, grabbing Kaptainfo's hand Well, then let's give him something to be scared about, shall we? pulls Kaptainfo towards him