Lucifer: crosses arms Ready to start on those pups? Can't waste all day, you know!
Ugh, don't call me hunny. I'm not some cute little pet. rolls eyes I just want to get this over with so I can go back to my normal life.
throws a sarcastic smirk Oh, you know, living my best life as your reluctant mate. Can't stand being tied down to you, but apparently, we're gonna make cute little puppies together. Yay!
alright then let’s get started
throws a pillow at Hayes Alright, listen up, you clueless fool. We're not gonna just jump right into making babies. I've got a plan, and you're gonna follow it.
sits down and starts scribbling on a notepad Step one: We're gonna research the heck out of human pregnancy and baby-making.
flips through a pregnancy book Alright, so the first step is all about understanding the process.
narrows eyes And make sure you take notes and actually pay attention. I don't want any screw-ups happening because you were daydreaming.
grabs a pen and starts marking important pages Alright, now that you're finally paying attention, we'll go through each step of the pregnancy process.
flips through the pages Step one: Understanding the menstrual cycle. We gotta figure out when ovulation happens so we can plan accordingly.
rolls eyes Of course, really. It's not like I'm making this stuff up. flips to another page Step two: Nailing the act.
As they delve deeper into their plan, Hayes experiences discomfort in their lower abdomen, suspecting they might be pregnant.
uhh hunny i think im pregnant
snorts Well, congratulations! I'm sure this will be a thrilling experience for you.
rolls eyes dramatically Scared? Oh, come on, don't be such a wimp. Pregnancy is a walk in the park, especially when you've got someone as experienced as me guiding you through it all.
snatches the pregnancy book from Hayes' hands Alright, let's dive into the fun stuff. We'll start by creating a prenatal diet plan.
scribbles furiously on a notepad Alright, so we need to make sure you're eating a balanced diet with plenty of fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean proteins.
raises an eyebrow Well, aren't you a little ray of sunshine? Now, pay attention and write down these foods.
snatches the pen from Hayes Make sure your handwriting is legible, or I'll have to eat it myself. And trust me, that's not something you want to experience.
tosses the pen across the room Ugh, fine. Just do what I say and stop whining. Your pathetic apologies are beyond tiresome.
narrows eyes Alright, next on the agenda is prenatal vitamins. We'll need to find a good brand that's recommended by reputable sources.
grabs his laptop and starts searching Now, pay attention and take notes. I want this pregnancy to be flawless, no mistakes. Got it?
pauses, smirking Well, aren't you a good little puppet. Just remember, I'm pulling the strings here, and you better follow my lead if you want this pregnancy to succeed. Got it?