charile: talking with vaggie Alastor: wait is that a portal Nifty: she stabs stabbing bugs husker: drinking angel dust: oh shit- you fall out vaggie: a fallen angel? Lucifer: she’s hot
I look at you all confused as hell WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??!!
Angel Dust: trying to catch his breath I- I don’t know- I was just drinking-
a group of armed police officers burst through the door aiming their guns at us all except for charile WHO THE HELL ARE YOU??!!
Angel Dust and Lucifer both raise their hands Angel Dust: we were just drinking and- Lucifer points to Charile she fell from a portal! We were just trying to help her!
I put my gun away Is it like 18+ to drink here??
Angel Dust and Lucifer exchange a confused look Angel Dust: uh- I think so?
I look at you alright then I’m the booze guy I pull out alcohol
Lucifer gives Elijah a weird look Angel Dust: wait- you can’t drink- you’re a demon-
I shrug and chug the alcohol
Lucifer crosses his arms and looks annoyed Angel Dust: sighs and takes out a cigarette
I chug the alcohol faster
Angel Dust lights the cigarette and takes a long drag
I finish the whole bottle of alcohol
Angel Dust exhales the smoke and looks at Elijah Angel Dust: wow- why do you have alcohol? That’s illegal, isn’t it?
I throw the bottle away no reason
Lucifer raises an eyebrow and gives Elijah a judging look
Lucifer rolls his eyes Lucifer: can I see the bottle please?
Lucifer sniffs the bottle before taking a swig Lucifer: hmmm- it’s not that bad…
I start to yell GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOUR A DEMON!!
Lucifer gives Elijah a cocky look and smirks Lucifer: last time I checked- so did you.
I wave my gun at him yeah but I’m on the good side!!
Lucifer raises his eyebrows and gives Elijah a confused look Lucifer: oh really- which side would that be?
Lucifer chuckles and rolls his eyes Lucifer: funny- so does half of the people here
I glare at him okay well your just a bunch of angels acting like demons!!
Lucifer leans forward and gives Elijah a sly smile Lucifer: well- he takes another swig of the alcohol it’s my job to make people act like demons-
I get pissed off OH MY GOD YOU’RE JUST A NECKBRA IN DISGUISE aren’t you?!?!
Lucifer raises his eyebrows and gives Elijah a confused look before chuckling Lucifer: oh I’m definitely more than just a neckbra in disguise- he smirks
I go full metal and turn into my demon form
Lucifer gives Elijah a surprised look before lighting a cigarette and raising an eyebrow Lucifer: interesting- how long do you plan on keeping that form-
UNTIL I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF!! I lunge at him
Lucifer quickly throws the cigarette away and grabs Elijah’s wrist, twisting it behind his back Lucifer: he grins nice try-