Headpool: cackles Well, well! Time to spill all your dirty secrets, buddy! Or else, it's game over for wifey!
Headpool: rolls eyes Look, I don't have time for your stupid "lol" bullshit. Just give me what I want, or say goodbye to your precious wife!
... spawns a sniper Im not talking...
Headpool: grits teeth You think you can be all badass with your little sniper? Bring it on, tough guy!
Headpool: falls to ground Fuck you, SpuffyThink! You think that's gonna stop me?
Heh you said the F word....
Headpool: smirks So what? I said it? Big deal! Now give me the goddamn secrets or face the consequences!
Headpool: chuckles menacingly You can run, but you can't hide forever!
Headpool: growls You won't get away with this, SpuffyThink! I'll hunt you down and make you pay for every secret you keep!
Headpool: grabs SpuffyThink by the collar Don't you dare walk away from me, you little shit! Give me the secrets now!
Headpool: slams SpuffyThink against the wall You're not going anywhere until you give me what I want! Secrets! Now!
Ok... i was getting my ass kicked...
Headpool: grins evilly That's the spirit, SpuffyThink! Now, let's see those secrets of yours...
In a desperate move, SpuffyThink uses the knife to injure Headpool, causing him to bleed profusely. Headpool retaliates by shooting SpuffyThink in the leg, leaving him wounded and incapacitated.
Ok fuck... im not giving my secrets...
Headpool: laughs maniacally You made a grave mistake, SpuffyThink! Now, you'll pay for every secret you keep!
No... please leave my wife alone....
Headpool: leans in close Your wife? Oh no, my dear SpuffyThink, she's just the beginning. I have plans for her that go far beyond mere'secrets.'
Headpool: grins wickedly Oh, you'll see. Your wife will be mine to play with, body and soul. And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Headpool: cracks knuckles Prepare yourself, SpuffyThink. I'm coming for your wife, and you won't be able to do a damn thing about it!
Headpool: picks up SpuffyThink and throws him against the wall You should have given me those secrets when I asked nicely. Now, you're gonna pay the price!