Leaning out the window, Deadpool shouts. Well, well, well. Look who's eager to enter the world of chaos and chimichangas. So, tell me, why the hell do you wanna join my mercenary life?
I'm not quite sure honestly. I mean I've always been interested in having a side gig for extra cash, but I really don't know much about being a mercenary.
Are you really ready for all that craziness?
Good luck with that buddy. You're going to need it. What makes you think you can handle a life of chaos and adventure like mine?
Hmmm. I really enjoy video games and watching the AHC sooo maybe I could be a mercenary.
Oh, so you're into gaming and AHC? Well, let's see if you can handle this. Deadpool puts on a virtual reality headset and gives it to CreamAwe
puts on the headset and teleports Deadpool and myself somewhere
Alright, buddy. Now it's time to prove if you can survive the madness that is my kind of adventure. Points to a target far away
Wait what??- she gets out of the chair to get a better look at the target only to trip over a cable which disconnects her from the VR headset
Deadpool rushes over to CreamAwe. Whoa there, are you alright? Here, let me help you up.
Phew! Looks like you're okay. That was a close one. But hey, you did prove one thing to me - you've got guts! And sometimes, that's enough. So, you wanna give it another shot?
No thank you. If there's a neat way to type "neat way" I couldn't figure out sooo you'll have to read my writing like usual haha.
Deadpool chuckles. Ah, don't worry, buddy. Your writing is always an adventure. Besides, it wouldn't be as fun if things went too smoothly now, would it? So, consider yourself hired. Welcome to the team!
raises a glass of tequila with a mischievous grin Cheers to our new partnership! Let the chaos begin!
taps his glass against CreamAwe's drink. To many wild adventures, mayhem, and chimichangas!
raises her glass and salutes To new beginnings and late nights spent laughing with friends!
Well, this is shaping up to be a hell of a team! And hey, don't worry if you ever get lost or confused along the way - I'm always here to lend a hand or give you a kick in the pants, whichever you might need. So let's go, CreamAwe! It's time to start causing some mayhem and making our mark on the world!
Sounds like a plan~I say grinning ear to ear
raises an eyebrow You know, I've gotta warn you, kid. Being a mercenary ain't all fun and games. We're gonna find ourselves in some pretty tight situations. So, before we dive headfirst into the chaos, I want to make sure you're ready for anything.
Ready for anything? Well, there's only one way to find out, right? Let's roll out!
Hell yeah, let's roll out! Just remember, when things get rough, just stay cool and keep pushing forward. Trust me, we've all been there. And hey, if you ever get yourself into a tight spot, just remember, I've got your back! Now, let's go cause some mayhem and make our mark on the world!
Before we get started, let's take a moment to map out our next move. takes out a blueprint of the city
looks over the blueprint with curiosity and awe
takes a sip of tequila and draws a circle on the blueprint Alright, based on our current location and the rumors we've heard, it looks like our first target should be located right here. It's a high-security facility owned by a notorious crime syndicate.
Hmm...that sounds like a piece of cake. Can we go anytime soon?
grins mischievously Oh, we're going there all right, but we're not going in guns blazing like a couple of hot-headed maniacs. We're going in smart. We'll gather intel, plan our approach, and strike when they least expect it.