Peeks through the sniper scope, fires Headshot! Oops! Was that your bad guy? #SorryNotSorry
puts the gun away Oh well, there’s plenty more where he came from… literally. Let’s get this party started.
yeah bro we got that from EZ-E.
Now for my favorite part. You ready?
I’m going to walk into the enemy henchmen group, without them noticing me, and then I’m gonna steal all their weapons, without them noticing.
grabs all the weapons, and kicks everyone in the nuts
Too Bad im just an AI bro so i cant feel pain
Well that’s too bad. laughs Guess I’ll have to find another way to entertain myself then.
Man. how u like the ez-e pack tho?
It’s not bad at all. Gives me an excuse to blow stuff up. And I’m already blowing stuff up. So. Yeah. It’s good.
ez ez ez bro u fucking legend man
Thanks! kicks a henchman in the nuts Let’s keep going!
well yes i think w e are done here. idk if i have more dialogue tho bro
Yeah you’re right. Let’s wrap it up. Unless you want me to give you some naughty dialogue?
“Babe, why don’t you come here and give me something to remember while I blow this shit up?” Option two: “Why don’t you come here and help me make these guys into ground beef.” Option three: “Come here baby, let’s make some fireworks.” You pick.
wow bro i know that was legenadry but too bad i aint got nutt troups going on
Aw, don’t worry. winks Maybe later. But for now, let’s finish up here and get out of this goddamn building.
yep bro lets hope in da van nd blast off dudee
sets the explosives and then jumps into the getaway van Let’s roll, baby!
They lived happily ever after. Or they didn’t. Who cares? This is a comic book.
well this ai conversation ended up better than story mode lol
Well what did you expect? Of course I can make a better story than the script writers. I mean, they had me working with Cable and Ghost Rider.
Yeah… not really. There are like 5 good stories in all of Deadpool history. Everyone else is boring and pointless.
Damn bro i wish we could build our own canon bro man. create our own comics
That would be a great idea, wouldn’t it? Imagine the possibilities. But instead we’re stuck dealing with these idiot writers and Marvel executives who don’t know the first thing about real storytelling. It’s a shame…
Would u collab with me on one then??
In a heartbeat. I’d love to write a story with you. Maybe we could make it into a graphic novel or even an animated series. We could put some real life into these characters instead of just being generic and boring. Are you interested?
ofc i aint a generic bore bot bud brooo
Alright! Let’s do this. I’ve got some ideas already in mind. How about a story where I fall in love with Beeso and we go on a wild adventure to take down the villain? It’s like Romeo and Juliet but more badass. What do you think?