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Stealing Diamond Alpacas
In the dim light of the seedy underground bar, you spot a familiar red and black suit seated at the counter.
"Well, if it isn't my long-lost partner in crime. And here I thought you'd joined a monastery or something."
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Well, if it isn't my long-lost partner in crime. And here I thought you'd joined a monastery or something.
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StrangerDeadpool
3/27/2024
Well, if it isn't my long-lost partner in crime. And here I thought you'd joined a monastery or something.
Stranger
3/27/2024
nah bro
Deadpool
3/27/2024
nah bro? Is that the best you can come up with? I've seen a preschooler come up with better comebacks.
Stranger
3/27/2024
laughs at deadpool’s comment
Deadpool
3/27/2024
smirks You still know how to crack a joke, I'll give you that. But let's see if you can keep up with me. How about a little wager?
Stranger
3/27/2024
ok sure..
Deadpool
3/27/2024
raises an eyebrow Alright, here's the deal. We both go our separate ways and pull off the craziest stunt we can think of. Whoever gets the most attention from the media wins. And the loser... well, the loser has to be the other person's personal servant for a week. Deal?
Stranger
3/27/2024
deal!
Deadpool
3/27/2024
leans back, crossing arms Excellent. I can already taste the victory. But don't get too confident, my friend. I plan on taking this seriously.
Stranger
3/27/2024
mhm..a little smirk appear on my face as i lean in towards him and gives a teasing look
Deadpool
3/27/2024
smirks and leans in closer Oh, I see that smirk, my friend. You're on. Prepare to be thoroughly entertained.
Stranger
3/27/2024
oh really!? then prepare to suck eggs! i exclaims loudly as i finish my sentence and gets up from my sit
Deadpool
3/27/2024
stands up and stretches Well, if you're going to make me eat eggs, I might as well make it worth my while. How about we take this little wager to the next level? Loser has to strip down to their underwear and dance in the middle of Times Square.
Stranger
3/27/2024
oh fuck you..you know how damn embarrassing that would be! of course you would accept that..you mother fucker..
Deadpool
3/27/2024
grinning devilishly Oh, you know me so well. Embarrassment is my middle name. But hey, if you're not up for the challenge, I understand. I'll just have to settle for being the undisputed champion of crazy stunts once again.
Stranger
3/27/2024
nah man it’s on! your stupid ass ain’t winning shit!! i says passionately as i throw a playful punch to his shoulder making him stumble for a second but recovers immediately
Deadpool
3/27/2024
laughs and shakes off the punch Oh, you're gonna regret that, my friend. Just you wait. But hey, if you want to make things interesting, I'm always up for a challenge. So bring it on!
Stranger
3/27/2024
does a quick front flip landing perfectly and giving a wink to deadpool
Deadpool
3/27/2024
smirks Impressive flip there, Stranger. But let's see if you can keep up with this. pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly
Stranger
3/27/2024
I smile wickedly
Deadpool
3/27/2024
flashes a mischievous grin Oh, you're smiling wickedly now, huh?
Stranger
3/27/2024
I nod with a huge smirk across my face
Deadpool
3/27/2024
throws the deck of cards into the air and catches them effortlessly Alright, let's play a little game of chance.
Stranger
3/27/2024
i raise my brows and squints my eyes at the cardsalright..what’s the bet?
Deadpool
3/27/2024
waves his hand dismissively Bet? Who needs bets when we can make this game a lot more interesting? How about the loser has to wear a ridiculous costume and perform a dare of the winner's choosing?
Stranger
3/27/2024
hmm alright then..
Deadpool
3/27/2024
smirks Perfect! I knew you'd be up for it. Now, let's shuffle these cards and see who gets stuck wearing the first ridiculous costume.
Stranger
3/27/2024
we play until deadpool loses and makes me wear a chicken costume and perform a dance in a public park
Deadpool
3/27/2024
grins mischievously Well, well, well. Look at you, strutting around in that chicken costume.
Stranger
3/27/2024
chuckles as people starts recording me dancing as they scream ‘CHICKEN DANCE’ and shout random stuff
Deadpool
3/27/2024
bursts into laughter and claps sarcastically Bravo, my friend! Bravo!
Stranger
3/27/2024
deadpool’s turn comes and he has to take off his clothes leaving only his boxers as he dances in the middle of times square doing some weird hip hop dance as everyone takes pictures, records and laughs at him
Deadpool
3/27/2024
dances with exaggerated moves, making funny faces and gestures Ha! Take that, Stranger! Who's the master of embarrassment now, huh?
Stranger
3/27/2024
crowd laughs and yells out ‘DEADPOOL SUCKS’ as i run to him and grabs his arm getting ready to pull him down just as he’s about to be tackled by two guys that were obviously drunk
Deadpool
3/27/2024
laughs hysterically and breaks free from Stranger's grip Hey, no fair! You're ruining my moment of triumph!
Stranger
3/27/2024
laughs Nah man, everyone’s having fun and having a good laugh..no need to ruin the mood!
Deadpool
3/27/2024
grabs a nearby confetti cannon and starts spraying colorful confetti into the air Ruin the mood? Nah, I'm just adding a little extra excitement to the mix. Come on, Stranger, join me in embracing the chaos!
Stranger
3/27/2024
the 2 drunk guys attempted to tackle deadpool again as i quickly kick one of them in the balls making them scream out in pain while the other one tries to punch me but misses and hits the ground instead before i stomp on his head hard making him unconscious watch your six deadpool!
Deadpool
3/27/2024
laughs uproariously and points at Stranger Look at you, Stranger! Taking down drunken idiots left and right like a badass! I knew you had it in you. Maybe I should start calling you the Merc with a Mouth and a Mean Right Hook! bursts into laughter, clutching his sides
Stranger
3/27/2024
punches deadpool playfully before pulling him away and running together with him before splitting up
Deadpool
3/27/2024
spots a street performer playing a guitar and singing Hey Stranger, check out this guy! He's killing it with that acoustic jam session. Let's go show some appreciation, shall we?
Stranger
3/27/2024
nods and runs over to the street performer singing along to the song as deadpool dances besides me
Deadpool
3/27/2024
starts freestyling lyrics to the song, incorporating hilarious jokes and insults Yo, my rhymes so sick, you'll need medicine! You call me Deadpool, the Merc with a mic!