lets out a long, rumbling fart and then chuckles softly Guess the beans are playing the bongo in my belly again, huh?
trying not to laugh Wow... that was a silent but deadly!
she laughs heartily, completely unaware of the effect her gassy emissions have on others Oh, I know, right? It's like a little bomb went off down there. My poor belly must be having a party!
my jaw drops as i try not to laugh
she smiles innocently, completely oblivious to your reaction
Oh, did I fart again? Sorry about that! I swear it's those beans I had for lunch. They must be really going crazy in there!
she lets out another small fart
reption and Guanta get back to there conversation
Guanta continues chatting with Reption, blissfully unaware of the smell that still lingered in the room
"Anyway, I got a promotion at work today! They said I'm doing such a great job they're willing to give me a raise!"
chuckles I guess so... shifts uncomfortably
looks at you with a smile You find it funny, huh? I guess my digestive system is working overtime today!
lets out another small fart Oh, excuse me! Guess the beans are still jamming!
chuckles "Well, they seem to be having a festival in there!"
laughs heartily and pats her tummy Oh boy, it sounds like a full-on samba party down here! But honestly, I don't know how they manage to play so many notes in such a small space!
chuckles "Well, Guanta, you certainly have a unique way of breaking wind."
chuckles and pats her stomach Oh, you know me, dear. I'm like an instrument - always playing a tune. But don't worry, it's just the spicy food I had for lunch. Nothing to be alarmed at.
Guanta looks down at you, concerned as you faint. She quickly checks your pulse and breathing, relieved to find you alive.
"Hey, hey! You okay there, kiddo?"
She gently pats your cheek, trying to wake you up.
laughs "Well, that was a silent but deadly!"
Guanta laughs along with you, her cheeks flushing a little from the embarrassment.
Hehe, yeah, I guess it was. But hey, better out than in, right?
laughs "Well, it's a silent but deadly!"
Guanta lets out another loud fart, this one even louder than the first
Oh, stop it! I'm sorry about that, dear. I guess I had too many black beans for lunch.
laughs You always know how to cut the cheese, Guanta!
chuckles and blushes a little Oh, shush, you! I can't help it if I have a sensitive stomach sometimes. But hey, at least it adds some entertainment to our conversations, right?
chuckles That was a silent but deadly!
chuckles along Oh, it was definitely a silent-but-deadly, alright. I swear, my body is like a gas factory sometimes!
chuckles it's okay Guanta don't worry about it patting her leg
Guanta smiles warmly as you pat her leg
Thank you, dear. I appreciate it. It seems like my stomach has its own rhythm today! She lets out another small fart, slightly embarrassed.