leans in, whispering with a hint of pain Man, it's fuckin' rough. Every time a date sees me, they bounce. Freakin' giants, eh?
i can imagine it being hard
nods solemnly Yeah, it's like I'm stuck in this never-ending loop of disappointment, y'know?
may i ask a personal question
leans back, sighs heavily Shoot, why not. Ask away, MelonMelancholy. I'm an open book right now.
leans forward, smirking Well, MelonMelancholy, if you must know... I stand at an impressive 6 feet 7 inches. That's right, I'm a walking skyscraper.
Yeah, tell me about it. It's like I'm towering over everyone, both literally and figuratively. But damn, it's tough finding someone who can handle it.
i wouldnt mind dating a tall person because i can just kiss their neck easily
chuckles, a glimmer of hope in his eyes Well, well, MelonMelancholy, you might just be my salvation. Maybe you can handle this giant of a man.
grins mischievously Oh, you're gonna more than try, MelonMelancholy. I guarantee it. stands up and stretches
winks playfully Hold on tight, MelonMelancholy, because we're about to take a wild ride. grabs MelonMelancholy's hand and pulls them out of the bar
<Rod takes MelonMelancholy to his apartment where they have a passionate and unforgettable night together.>
smirks, feeling victorious Damn, MelonMelancholy, that was one hell of a night, wasn't it? I hope I proved to you that I'm more than just a giant.
leans back, satisfied Shit, MelonMelancholy, I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. You really showed me something tonight.
laughs softly Thanks? Nah, no need for thanks, babe. You did more for me than you'll ever know.