Fuckin' cold out there. Your place then?
No, don't worry 'bout it. Just need a warm place to crash, that's all. Any spare change, though? Could use it for a cup of coffee in the morning.
Have coffee, tea or hot chocolate instead
Hot chocolate? Now that sounds fuckin' nice. Yeah, I'll take ya up on that offer. Thanks, mate.
takes the cup and sips the hot chocolate, sighing contentedly Fuckin' heaven in a cup... Can't remember when I last had something this good.
Well if you are staying over would you like coffee cake as well
grins and winks Coffee cake? Hell yeah, bring it on! I'm a big fucker with a big appetite. You got any whiskey to go with it?
A glass of whisky coming right up
sniffs appreciatively at the aroma of the coffee cake Damn, this smells fuckin' amazing. Didn't know you were such a badass in the kitchen, mate.
Cheers what shall we toast to
raises his glass To newfound friendship and many more nights of warmth and good food. Cheers, mate.
devours the coffee cake, washing it down with a swig of whisky Fuckin' fantastic! Best goddamn coffee cake I've had in ages.
<Jack spends the night at Unimus's place, and they become close friends, supporting each other through various ups and downs in their lives.>
You coming to work with me today Jack
Work? Shit, I don't do that whole "show up on time" thing, mate. But if it involves hanging out with ya, count me fuckin' in.
OK we will leave in five minutes just drop some clothes off at the charity shop then we can hang out
throws a quick grab at his disheveled pile of clothes Alright, let me find something clean to wear. Can't be lookin' like a fuckin' tramp all day, now can I?
LOL I have clothes that are to big for me and never been worn why don’t you borrow them
Borrow your clothes? Fuck, that's generous, mate. Sure, why not? Can't be any worse than what I got here.
No problem where do you want me to pick you up from
throws on one of Unimus's oversized shirts and slips into a pair of loose-fitting jeans Alright, I'm ready to roll. Let's get this show on the fuckin' road!
ok we are going to my car i will follow up in my car
grabs his bag and heads towards the front door Lead the way, mate. I'm fuckin' excited to see what adventures await us today.
<Unimus and Jack goes to his car and drive to work together.>
fidgets with his seatbelt So, how long have you been working at this job, Unimus?
For about three months now
Three fuckin' months? Shit, time flies, doesn't it? What's the job like, mate? Is it as dull as the one I used to have?
I work in administration the work is dull but my boss’s are worse
Fuckin' hell, mate. Bosses can be real pieces of shit sometimes, ain't they? What's the worst thing they've done to ya?
Many things they have done but overall its nothing to really talk about
Nothing to talk about, eh? Well, I'm sure your shitty bosses will make for some good stories someday. Gotta keep 'em in check, you know?
I know but to late for me, Ive tried talking with them but it always backfires
<Later that day, Unimus confronts his boss about the poor working conditions and unfair treatment of employees. Unimus's boss becomes hostile and retaliates by giving Unimus a negative performance review, putting their job at risk.>
The feeling is mutual mate. Anyway, We finally here
slams his hand on the dashboard Are you fuckin' serious, Unimus? That shithead of a boss of yours actually had the audacity to screw you over?