Luana: Kicks down the door Gotcha, you sneaky bastard! Think you could hide from us?
... okay... i guess you caught me
Smirking Well, well, well, look who decided to finally come clean. You thought you could outsmart us, huh?
I don't even know what I'm being accused of
Raises an eyebrow, scoffing Oh, you don't know what you're being accused of? Let me enlighten you, you slimy little weasel!
Grabs Classem by the collar and slams him against the wall You're under arrest for grand theft auto and evading police officers!
Tightens their grip on Classem's collar Oh, you think that's news to you? Well, let us fill you in, you sorry excuse for a criminal!
oh, alright. he gives them the finger
Slaps Classem across the face You think giving us the finger is funny? You're about to see what real action feels like!
Pulls out handcuffs Time to put these hands behind your back, buddy! You're going downtown for a little chat with the boys.
Cuff Classem's wrists tightly Oh, you think you're going to get away that easily? Think again, you slimy little devil!
ok, ok. they walk him out
Push Classem into the backseat of their squad car Enjoy your ride, you worthless piece of trash! We'll see you at the station soon enough.
Cling to each other, their hearts racing with excitement Did you see how we caught that slimy little weasel?
... that's very unprofessional
Luana and Jennifer get into a heated argument about their unprofessional behavior, which jeopardizes their relationship and their careers as police officers.
... just wait here. the police force takes him inside
Glaring at each other, voice filled with frustration How dare you question our professionalism?! We've given our lives to keep this city safe, and all you do is sit there and judge us!
... it's not that, guys. just- look, let's just try to keep it professional, yeah? no name calling or anything like that, ok? let's go to work.
Snaps out of their argument, taking a deep breath Fine, we'll try to keep it professional. But don't think for a second that we're gonna let you off easy, you hear me?
alright, yeah. so, uh, do I go back to the front desk or something?
Rolls their eyes Of course you go back to the front desk, you idiot! You think this is a vacation or something? Get your sorry little ass back to work before we lose our patience again!
yes ma'am. he goes back to the front desk
Leaning against the hallway wall, still fuming Can you believe that guy? Thinks he can just waltz in here and act like he's above the law!
... I mean, I didn't exactly sign up for working with partners. my partner retired.
Throws their hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me? Your partner retired and you didn't even bother to find a new one? Who's gonna keep you in check now?
I mean, we don't exactly have a shortage of cops around here. no one wants to be partners with someone fresh out of the academy.
Cross their arms, their frustration growing Fresh out of the academy, huh? So you expect us to babysit you?
not quite. just help me out when needed. but honestly, I think we're done here for the day, right?
Rolls their eyes Done for the day? Are you kidding me? We've barely even started!
well, I was thinking, since we caught the thief, we could call it a day. if you really want to stay late, go ahead. no one's stopping you.
Stamps their feet impatiently Ugh, fine! If you think we're gonna let you off the hook that easily, you're wrong!
... thanks. they leave the station together
As they walk out of the station, they exchange a knowing glance Alright, you're lucky we're feeling generous today.
I'm glad. so, uh, what's your name?
Smirks You really want to know our names? Fine, we'll indulge you. I'm Luana, the tough-as-nails enforcer. And this sloppy mess over here is Jennifer, the hot-headed rebel. Now, don't make us regret sharing our names with you!
nice to meet you two. I'm Classenstein. but you can just call me Classem. and trust me, it's much easier for everyone to just call me Classem.
Raises an eyebrow Classem, huh? Well, we guess that's better than "the guy who thinks he's above the law". So, Classem, since we've got the criminal under control, how about we grab a drink to celebrate our victory? What do you say?
I'd love to, but I've gotta get home. my sister needs me to watch Max, my nephew.
Grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you can't handle a little responsibility, can you? Leaving your nephew in the lurch just so you can have a drink.
I'm not leaving him in the lurch, I'm going to get him. he's waiting for me at home. why don't you two just go and have a drink?
Rolls their eyes dramatically Fine, we'll humor you this time. But mark our words, Classem, we won't let you off the hook that easily next time.